Better Make It Count

Emily (She/Her). 26 years old, Canadian, terrible DM, cat lover, Bicon, general enthusisast.

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[lavender-lily]

[petluck]

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

[petluck]

the Assman rides again

[petluck]

an upstanding citizen of our great city

[thenicestthingiveseen]

SAY DRAKE

[primaryass]

i love how kendrick lamar was like i fucking hate this one dude and the rest of the industry was like fuck man we do too give this guy 5 grammys

[vamptits]

uncanny

[razztamazz]

Of the authors I was obsessed with as a teenager, it’s weird that Stephen King has the best reputation currently.

[zanephillips]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

[cute-pluto]

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

[cute-pluto]

things that sure are.

[cute-pluto]

things that are.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is peak design

[writeouswriter]

Can't believe no one posted chair (for sitting)

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[theblackparadeisdead]

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

[theblackparadeisdead]

If you're working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

[cicadaland]

her: You better not be inheriting the earth when I get there

my meek ass:

[fleurum]

the movie of all time 🐎

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[midnightmadwoman]

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

[codex-entry]

the singular reply on this

[sophsun1]

+ Bonus:

The Princess Bride (1987)

[mallieee-deactivated20231213]