*May I take your coat sir?

30 | trans | she/her

[tim-official]

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

[shark-tranny]

being trans is fun because you go from being a complete fucking loser to being still a loser but now somewhat attractive

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[fool-counter]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

fool count: 1

[translatingpostsintolatin]

sponsusangelicus

(cum voluntate uvarum e tabernula iuris cedridis requirendarum) eho

numerator-fatuorum

(cum voluntate uvarum e tabernula iuris cedridis requirendarum) eho

fatuorum-numerus: nihil

[melonmard]

angelआचाजोडीदार

(लिंबू सरबताचा गाडी पासून द्राक्षे order करण्याची उद्देशाने) हेय

मुर्खा-counter

(लिंबू सरबताचा गाडी पासून द्राक्षे order करण्याची उद्देशाने) हेय

किती मुर्खे: शून्य

[translatingpostsintoancientgreek]

ἀγγελόσυζυγος

(ἐπὶ μὲν τῷ ἀγοράζειν σταφυλὰς ἐκ τοῦ πωλητηρίου δὲ ἐκ χυμοῦ κιτρίων) χαῖρε

μωρῶν-ἀριθμητής

(ἐπὶ μὲν τῷ ἀγοράζειν σταφυλὰς ἐκ τοῦ πωλητηρίου δὲ ἐκ χυμοῦ κιτρίων) χαῖρε

μωρῶν ἀριθμός: 1

[oldenglishtextposts]

angelgemaca

(wiþ þæm ingehygde biddan winbergan fram cederæppla drynces scoppan) eala

dwæs-gerimend

(wiþ þæm ingehygde biddan winbergan fram cederæppla drynces scoppan) eala

dwæs gerim: I

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[kaijuno]

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[theautumnaldemon]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fullof4nswers]

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[qqchurch]

huh.

[theblimpfruit]

saw this follow-up

[esthermika]

"you're safe here. we can cuddle for as long as you want. your father can't find you here" and other pickup lines to use on the scared girl that loves you

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[dogpuppy]

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

[selkypostergirl]

#descending

[selkypostergirl]

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[selkypostergirl]

#descending

[selkypostergirl]

#descending

[selkypostergirl]

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[selkypostergirl]

#descending

[selkypostergirl]

[selkypostergirl]

[segamascott]