Still Here

Hey, my name's Rachel. She/Her. 27. Jewitch. Alphabet Mafia Member. Writer.

[lostshots]

cutie's character arc comes full circle

[florizzia]

[disgustinggf]

[ches-nogat]

Huh

[memewhore]

[neil-gaiman]

I'm impressed that he has four likely and possible-sounding names to pick from.

[prokopetz]

I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.

[prokopetz]

Like, does he know that normal people can't recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It's the sort of thing you'd assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.

[prokopetz]

The fact that Breath of the Wild Link's laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he's at least aware that it's exceptional, but does he understand that it's complete bullshit, or does he think it's just a skill issue?

[raguna-blade]

Link: No, that's fair, if I fuck up the timing I have to eat a laser to the chest and that is, understandably, extremely painful, so I don't recommend you practice this unless you're really confident about your timing.

Random Guard:...Link people die if they take those to the chest.

Link: I mean you should be angling yourself, i'm not saying to just let your sternum take a whole blow, to just take it square, that's a terrible idea

Random Guard: It explodes rocks.

Link: You have armor for a reason my guy.

Random Guard: ...

Link: If it helps, drinking some fire resist potions has proven to be moderately effective for me.

Random Guard: The Ones you apply to your skin?

Link: What

Random Guard: What

[mumblesplash]

do you ever end up accidentally getting super attached to a trope so specific and rare you don't even know how to look for it? 'space aliens failing to understand that a human showing teeth usually isn't a threat display' isn't even an ao3 tag. finding that shit in published fiction or tv shows is next to impossible

[sillylotrpolls]

What happens in The Fellowship of the Ring?

They walk walk walk walk walk

Somebody's following them

Meet a weird bush guy

Run Run

Got a new tall guy

Stabbed by a dementor

They've seen elves before but now they've got a dwarf

Walk underground

You shall not fuck with me

I think I'd prefer if they walk

Voting ended onJun 25, 2023

[beggars-opera]

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

[stitch-n-time]

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

[stitch-n-time]

Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

[cipheramnesia]

What will you do for 100K?

[stitch-n-time]

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

[nudityandnerdery]

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

[callmebliss]

TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]

[lethalweapon2-deactivated201209]

Limp Biscuit

[werewolf-transgenderism]

everybody look at this fucking frog!!!!!!!

[ejacutastic]

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

[ejacutastic]

this one

[dishwasherfish]

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

[roach-works]

op how does it feel to be more right than anyone has ever been since 2014

[jolllyspaghetti]

it's liv and her 3 seconds of screen time in atsv against the world

[lonelyroommp3]

“new tumblr users you must know that likes are useless and do fuck all” incorrect! likes let me send a tiny little kiss to my beloved mutuals

[wildzero]

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

[andoutofharm]

my dash is entirely pictures of pete looking so so adorable and gerard looking so so fucked up and i think that’s beautiful

[andoutofharm]

gerard covered in blood in a skirt suit and heels and white contacts and pete with pink hair and a mesh shirt/white blazer/patterned coat/cowboy hat are both something that can be so so personal

[andoutofharm]

their asses are NOT working

[andoutofharm]

this company is fucking doomed