Richard Barrell

I write programs for computers. Here I mostly reblog cats. 😻 Late 30s, still enthusiastic.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[oldmanpusspuss]

why would you lie like that Google ai???

[oldmanpusspuss]

This post isn't about how insane john lennon was its about how Google has spent gazillion dollars making a machine that lies to you about john lennons mpreg fantasies!!!

[official-mpreg-posts]

Official mpreg post

[oldmanpusspuss]

I made it to the big leagues lads

[tealmussel]

👍👍

watch me render for 40 secs

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[teomodo]

src

[viralfrog]

[virtualgirladvance]

welcome back Shaolin Soccer(2001) we missed you

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pride-knightess]

This man can move like he's animated in Gmod.

[windows-in-art]

Portrait Of An Enemy.

Lucia Heffernan

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Okay, can we talk about Lucia Heffernan though?

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[animentality]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[buns-of-men]

[maviyenot]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the scariest thing about Ella is that her senility causes her to scuttle around nonstop so she’s getting really buff. her neurological deterioration is causing physical enhancement. kind of scary.

[bishkebab]

[duckbunny]

stinging nettles sound like a low level dnd monster but in fact they are hiding in the grass of your local park and they want very badly to sting you

[tarragonthedragon]

a botany book i read recently was by an author from some part of north america where they dont have stinging nettles and so many pages were dedicated to how uniquely, marvellously, ontologically evil they are

[duckbunny]

wanting very badly to hurt me doesn't mean we can't be friends!

[rchrdbrrll]

I'm from Britain, we very much do have stinging nettles, and they feature disproportionately in my childhood memories relative to how often I actually encountered them.

I can understand how the American might have reached that conclusion.