he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
roma★
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
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One Nice Bug Per Day
if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Product Placement
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
seen from India
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seen from Singapore
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seen from Germany
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@re-be-kka
"Superman is a troll and a dickhead and he should be written meaner sometimes," I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame when two voices speak and command silence in the room.
"They are right," they say. I look for the voices in the room. There in the fifth row stand Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen, who have been gaslit and trolled to the extreme by Clark before he revealed his identity to them.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
when people ask why i was so excited to see vampire daniel in action:
Homer can do it!
I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"
i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute
Divorcees mogging each other has fully revived me and added an extra 10 years to my lifespan.
I love that Eric is as chronically online as the rest of us, it adds a layer of russian roulette and immersion to it all. Yeah I can talk about how awkwardly making eye contact for two seconds with Assad might make me melt into my shoes like a cartoon character or how I’d follow Eric into the back of an unmarked van but Actual Daniel Malloy might find me and tell on me.
I trust Daniel Molloy (as an interviewer)! If he's repeatedly asking Lestat if he was a stutterer as a child, Daniel is onto something.
And everything else is a type of distraction that Lestat WANTS us to be distracted by.
In previous seasons, Danny Molloy talks about how Louis uses third person "him" or "one" when he's trying to distance himself from his actions. Danny is good at catching this stuff!
Lestat is a master of DISTRACTION. Look at the visual difference in the third season (a naked woman showering in the background of a shot, switching from documentary style to colour, time skips, so much modern slang it's almost hard to understand).
Danny repeatedly throughout the episode asks Lestat if he was a stutterer as a kid. (the repetition also kind of mimicking the act of stuttering). He's hammering him. Don't get distracted! Stay on point (both Danny and us, the viewer)!
And what happens at the end of the episode? Lestat stutters as he sees his mother; and it looks like we're going to start delving into his childhood. That's where the pain is. That's where the story is.
Thank you Daniel Molloy.
at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend
My personal friend Armand De Manipulator ♡
the louis and armand interaction in the first few minutes of of s3 episode 1 was more sexual than the actual sex in the episode to me
dear this is bidding
The best thing they could've done after releasing that picture of Louis that says "the ex" is then release a picture of Armand that says "the ex" and a picture of Nicki that says "the ex" and a picture of Gabrielle that says "the ex" and
same smile oh i'm sure
