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A blog of Second Life Fashion and Chat

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christmas party

I promised you I wasn’t gone forever. Here I am, back already to invite you to the social occasion of the year (course, it doesn’t have much competition, 2020 being the year in question). AAi, (the club we ran from 2009 to c. 2017 – I can’t quite remember when it closed) in Second Life reopens its doors for a special virtual covid-safe party to celebrate Christmas. It seemed most appropriate to…

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It's goodbye from me

It’s goodbye from me

It might come as no surprise after an almost month-long break, but I have decided to stop my commitments as a Second Life fashion blogger. I’ve IM’d the creators and their blogger managers and thanked them most sincerely for all the years they’ve given me space on their teams and I’ve quit the groups.

So, it’s done… what now? Well, now, I intend to spend more time focussing on my real…

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The Fantasy Dad League

The Fantasy Dad League

You’ve heard of a girl having ‘daddy issues’ right? Well, I most certainly do. It’s not that I don’t have a Dad, I do. It’s just that our relationship hasn’t been what I’d have liked it to be and so, sometimes, I look at an older man and think, ‘I wish he was my dad’. Or… I guess, I wish my dad was more like him.

It also slightly affects the men I date. I like a man who is a good father (if…

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Like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

Like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

Around these parts (middle-England) we have a charming colloquialism, “She’s gorra face like a bulldog chewing a wasp”. Roughly translated, it means that she either has a very ugly face, or a face with a very ugly look on it. ‘She’ may also have “a face like a smacked arse,” which means she looks like she’s not happy about something, she may even be “mardy”, which is shorthand for petulant.

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You Should Be In Bed

You Should Be In Bed

Good morning and happiest of Mondays to you, blog reader. Why am I so chirpy? Not sure… maybe it was the extra hour in bed this weekend that did it. It certainly wasn’t an exciting weekend, but I guess I’m not alone in that.

You may not know, but I like to play video games (as we called them back in the 80s when nothing was cooler than Michael J Fox on a hoverboard – actually, nothing has…

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Post-Coital

In an ideal world, I wouldn’t be talking to you right now. I’d be doing this blog tomorrow, but the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. I had arranged to take my mum to see the Banksy artwork which had appeared last weekend in Nottingham. It’s not far from us and we’re both fans of the mysterious man. Sadly, Mum has a cold and rang me this morning to say she thought it best if she…

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Last Five Minutes of Summer

Last Five Minutes of Summer

Last night, I sat in my living room and noticed my little cat watching something in the corner of the room very intently. I got up to see what she’d found and it was a HUGE spider. Historically, I’m not great with spiders. My reactions tend to involve yelling, climbing on furniture, screaming for the man of the house to come and rescue me etc. etc.

Memorably, I once had a ‘boris’ so big in…

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Tap

Tap? This might require a little explanation. The other night, I was cosy on my sofa cuddling the cat with the TV on and I found my mind wandering. I thought about something amusing and decided it would make a great subject for a blog post. Knowing myself, as I do, I realised if I didn’t make a note, I’d forget the great idea, so I opened up my phone’s notes app and wrote one word… tap.

At…

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Nom Nom Nominated

Apparently, I’ve been nominated again this year for the Bloggies, some loony nominated me in two categories. Narrative blogger and humorous blogger.

I’m referring to my nominator as a loony, not because I know this to be true, but because quite obviously they have missed the point of my blog. And that is this…

I’M DEADLY SERIOUS.

The shit that happens to me is real, my reactions…

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Hello Hallows

I may have mentioned this before, during my ten-year tenure as a blogger, but I don’t like Halloween. In fact, I’ve mentioned it every year. Soon as October rolls around and designers begin sending me their skull and bat emblazoned designs, I get the grumps and tell you all about it. But I’m going to try harder not to, this year. I know many of you absolutely LOVE Halloween and for that…

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If you've seen one naked avatar, you've seen them all. right?

If you’ve seen one naked avatar, you’ve seen them all. right?

One night, a couple of weeks ago, I was telling Thom I’d been in Second Life that day comparing boobs with my friend Sia. I thought he might be amused and – if I’m honest – slightly titillated at the thought. He didn’t respond in that way and just kinda shrugged. I said, I thought you would like that idea and he said ‘Well, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all, haven’t you?’

And I…

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Pickle Face

Anyone else think I look a bit like Skippy Beresford‘s big sister (or mum, haha) in this picture? I didn’t see it until I finished and then thought ‘Hmm… maybe?’

There’s no ships in this picture, so maybe Skippy won’t notice it. He loves ships. Anyway, I’m digressing before I’ve even started and that’s a sign of madness.

Thom’s been over, thus my absence, and he fixed my computer for…

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An Emotional Journey

Hello my bloggy friends. In my last blog, a few days ago, I asked you to tell me things you didn’t usually tell anyone. I asked for your secrets, in essence. I was overwhelmed with your responses.

I don’t mean that I was overwhelmed with the amount of responses, I was stunned by the quality of the responses.

I am not kidding or exaggerating when I use that hackneyed expression, ‘I…

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Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good night!

Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good night!

When you blog, it’s tempting to think you are talking to the people ‘down there’. By that, I mean the people who press ‘like’ or who comment – and of course, that’s true. However, you’re also talking to people you don’t know are there. A bit like Truman, in the eponymous movie.

It can seem strange to think that people I’m unaware of are reading my rambling thoughts and drawing their own…

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Striding Out

Hey Bloggies. I have good news, it’s Friday! If you’ve been flibbling and flobbling your way through the week, seeking some relief, it’s almost yours.

I’ve been watching ‘Des’, a story about Dennis Nilsen, on the TV. David Tennant is scarily good in it, his habitual ‘throw-away’ manner working perfectly in this role. In case you don’t know, Dennis Nilsen was a serial killer of young…

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fussing puss

Yo buttskis! Happy Monday to you. I’ve just finished writing 1500 words on a subject so dry, my eyes can barely blink any more. But this is what I do for money (and I do it to the tune of ‘Private Dancer’ by Tina Turner – only in my head, I can’t listen to music when I write).

I do YOU for fun. And if that sounds a bit rude, I don’t care. I’m in that kind of mood today. I shall ricochet…

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The hills are alive...

The hills are alive…

With the Sound of Music – Aaaaaahhhhh. Ah I love that movie. When I’d taken this photograph and edited it, I just felt really strong SoM vibes coming at me, so this blog couldn’t be called anything else.

There’s a woman lives across the road who, one day last Autumn, came outside wearing a cord pinafore dress in teal and a patterned blouse underneath and I – not knowing her – ummed and…

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