evil and villainous

i will be a wizard as soon as i am suitably wizened

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[seiya234]

can’t believe i forgot to post the single best piece of graffiti ive ever seen

[loth-caatgirl]

[arcadebroke]

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[rhymewithrachel]

We’re crowdsourcing lore for this world. Jacob is a furry because god gave me the power to wield a pen and I will use that power how I please

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I'm only. hfh. doing this. because those woke maniacs. hhh. are going to cancel the fuck out of me. hah.. if I don't

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[gothish]

[yourheadinaplasticbag-blog]

[mousiebites]

mommy needs a drink

[mousiebites]

mommy needs an edible

[mousiebites]

mommy needs a different generational curse

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured