evil and villainous

i will be a wizard as soon as i am suitably wizened

[cottoncandylesbo]

me: fuck, babe. does that feel good?

babe: Absolutely. This isn't just sex— it's a beautiful, intimate experience. ✨ Let me know if you want me to rephrase that orgasm, or if there's any other pussy I can help you with. 😃

[jewishbarbies]

gonna tell my nieces this was heated rivalry

[mousiebites]

just smashed that like button’s prostate and filled its ass with my subscribers

[important-cat-pics]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[the-punforgiven]

Maybe I'll feel better after I swing my fuckhuge big sword around a bit

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[greeniery]

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

[greeniery]

chuckles darkly

[plant-based-person]

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[nonetoon]

Art motivation 💪

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[terramythos]

scavengers reign is awesome but probably my favorite thing about it is one of the main antagonists is a telepathic gecko monkey that looks like the autism creature

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Psychic Divorce Frog woo!