[reallycreepygingerbread]

[dailydot]

This isn’t an animation: It’s Jellyfish Lake, Palau, home to millions of non-stinging golden jellyfish

Wow.

[regularmirracles]

Hello I’ll be auditioning for the part of Kronk and I’ll be singing Poison by Beyoncé. The song Poison, created specifically for Beyoncé to sing. Beyoncé’s Poison

[lady-sings-the-blues-so-well]

“Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.”

— Anne Frank’s Diary (via funeralfaerie)

[aliensky-deactivated20201201]

[rose-for-a-tenner-deactivated20]

Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says “guys like girls who like themselves.” The title is meant to catch the attention of self-loathing teenage girls because they’re the ones who need to read it the most. So you all literally just judged a book by its cover. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

oh

[thishartominefeelz]

“You don’t ever have to be the best at what you do, you just have to be the happiest at what you do”

—

Jenna Marbles

She speaks wise words

(via murphaayy)

[tofublock]

poké spa day

[iamawomanofletters]

I luv them

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lennat2]

Once in college, at 3 AM, I couldnt get my printer to print out my assignment that was due at 9 AM, so I emailed my professor with "i am sleeping beauty and some day my prints will come. In the mean time here is an electronic copy"

And she emailed me back in like 5 minutes telling me she'd laughed so hard she startled her dog awake

[titsay]

i won't leave

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[firawren]

Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts, part 6 of ? - prev set, next set

More: Persuasion 1995 text posts | Sense and Sensibility 1995 text posts | Northanger Abbey 2007 text posts | Emma. 2020 text posts

[lucabyte]

Coming this November: Pokémon Pink Diamond™ and Pokémon Renegade Pearl™

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[daftpatience]

we're rewatching adventure time right now :)

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[memewhore]