rachel

[rredboard]

ur telling me batman (a hero whose power is like 65% fear 35% money) has a villain who is all about weaponizing fear and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with a secret identity so strong that there are questions of who the real person is at the end of the day and whose entire creed is about stopping One Bad Day™️) has a villain who is his childhood friend that has physically separated his dual violent-nonviolent nature and is all about duality and chance and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with strong ideas about the Right Way to stop crime and who emerged from the destruction of his own family structure) has a villain who is his undead son/former sidekick who he couldn’t save and now disagrees with the way to address crime in gotham and he’s not the main villain? ur shitting me about this clown guy right

[henryscavills]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[soviet-uwunion]

Oh my god those are heelys

[rythen]

I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

[justiceleaque]

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[the-gay-goblin]

Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears

[stalker-among-the-stars]

It’s a face that says “you aren’t wrong, but not for the reason you think”

[thewitchqueenofharrenhal]

Next season Aemond needs to simply pull a Rhaenyra ✨ and ✨gaslight ✨ everyone about not killing Lucerys - Everyone knows and yet he just goes on about these ✨false and treasonous accusations ✨

[eddardofthehousestark]

“Luke died? Ohh nooo that sucks. How did he die? Because he looked healthy to me last time I saw him” Aemond.

[pinatafarmer]

Lestat watching Louis at the Azalea after he says that he’s Totally Fine with him fucking other people:

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[pyrrhiccomedy]

sometimes people try to persuade me that Batman could, would, or has ever had sex

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Batman doesn't fuck. he wouldn't know where to start. he might want to fuck Catwoman, but she confuses him. it's easier to be an aloof weirdo in a stupid costume than risk a moment of vulnerability with a woman who seems more than capable of laughing at his dick

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Yes obviously the Joker WANTS to fuck Batman, but Batman is incapable of even conceptualizing that. he'd have to distort his internal psychology like it's the fucking Lament Configuration to even imagine kissing the Joker with tongue. it would never happen

[pyrrhiccomedy]

if Bruce Wayne fucks, it's nothing but the rote execution of a piece of Kabuki theater. a sequence of choreography to struggle through on behalf of a greater performance. he disassociates the entire time and thinks about beating up crooks so he can finish

[pyrrhiccomedy]

"what about Superman" shut the fuck up. maybe Batman would consent to a soulless, jaw-clenched one night stand with Superman, but do you think Clark Kent would ever go for that? that good ol corn fed Kansas boy would reach for one single moment of emotional intimacy and Batman would be o u t

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Batman doesn't need sex he needs to be rehabilitated like one of those shivering, underweight shelter dogs that Sarah McLachlan is always trying to find a forever home

[sensibleshroom]

OP please explain how Damian was born. I'm not asking mockingly I genuinely want to know your thoughts on this.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

he was made from stolen DNA and grown in an artificial womb. that's not a joke that's his actual origin story

[pyrrhiccomedy]

"maybe he's aro/ace" this is hate speech. I would never disrespect aroace people by counting Batman among their number. aroace people are functional and content with their lack of sexual and romantic intimacy. Batman has never been functional or content about a single wrinkle of his psychology, and he copes with his Faulknerian inability to form healthy attachments by wearing little ears and beating the shit out of people. c'mon guys

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

We all exist together… that’s pretty neat…

[reverecurrent]

[spideyjlaw]

yondu to the guy he sent to abducted a kid but got t’challa instead: you grabbed the wrong kid do you think these kids look alike????

*shows pic of the other kid*

the guy: yes

*the 2 kids in question*

[mas-que-loucura-menina]

I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY 🎉

[gomeowzz]

TIM LEADER OF THE MLM NATION ?!

just returning to say that after being the only person to discover batman’s secret identity, said to be the greatest detective even more than batman, hailed by nightwing as the best robin…

tim drake is finally MLM in canon :D !!!

[missdanielleclick]

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

[wizzardhat]

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). 

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

[toxicphox]

You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

[gehayi]

Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:

Shoomlah said:  Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them. So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN. Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.

[dragonsrequiem]

Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!

[reeshahasha]

I love these so much. ❤

[shock]

sorry i’m late the radio started playing that song i’m operantly conditioned to kill people to and it was just this whole thing 

[heli0s-writes]

[souruuriin]

Your fate has been sealed from the beginning

[breadloco]

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

[rainbow-femme]

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

[cereza-bat]

Please watch this, the end is hilarious😂