What your Veilguard Faction Says about You
Hi this is just a silly thing I am doing and is probably completely inaccurate but anyway it's fun right? Yall will argue about it in the comments anyway
Mercar - Your first game was Inquisition. You choose to save Solas every time even though you don't romance him yourself. Dorian was your BFF or your Male Inquisitor's LI. If you have played DA2 you romance Fenris but feel for Anders. Your backstory involves Fenris and Hawke somehow. If you played Origins you choose to keep Alistair a Warden and sacrifice your HoF. You have a serious savior complex and probably drink too much to cope. Almost guaranteed you work in Healthcare or some other service that helps people
De Riva - Veilguard is probably your first DA game. If not it was Origins or you read Tevinter Nights. If Origins you went in expecting the nitty gritty organization Zevran described and were depressed at the diet Sopranos you saw. You romanced Lucanis at least once if not every time. You Headcanon your Rook as Viago's blood relation somehow (who is a pretty pink princess? Damn right you are). You have spent way too much money on Etsy for Veilguard swag
Thorne - who is an OG Origins disaster? You are. You have the most ELABORATE backstory for your Rook (even more so than Princess de Riva) likely involving HoF, Alistair, Anders and miracle Warden babies. You have consumed every book, show, game, etc related to DA and can recite every obscure piece of lore like a preacher recites the bible. You also play Mass Effect.
Aldwir - you either love Lord of the Rings or your a Solavellan. You are the most neurospicy of us all, so respect. You work in IT don't you? You definitely played the other games multiple times to try out all the different choices and outcomes. Your library puts most homes to shame
Ingellvar- who's new to dragon age? You are! You wrote vampire fanfic at 13. Your favorite month is October and you worship Halloween. You went through a Wiccan phase. You love Tim Burton movies and were Team Edward in high school. You also likely own a dog collar choker but no dog. You make all the Veilguard swag we consume. You and the Shadow Dragons are tied for most trans members
Laidir - my dragon age 2 homies! Who loves piña coladas and getting caught in the rain? You definitely rode the Bull in Inquisition since you couldn't ride the Arishok, didn't you? You polyship Anders/Fenris/Hawke. You chose Anora to rule with you at her side, didn't you? You are definitely a beach bum even if no beach is available. You have also lived off your best friends couch at least once in your life (or let them live off yours). I mean life is too short not to help out the homies plus they brought free beer. You are also the most sapphic of us
These are the factions as I see them and I adore each one for their own reasons. Flavor makes the world go around
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