Hannah

Just trying to pass the time

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

[pukicho]

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[louferrignojrofficial]

i shan’t say it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This fanfic definitely exists somewhere

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[youre-only-gay-once]

Happy anniversary to my all time favorite shot in spn 

[youre-only-gay-once]

I know they made him fall the wrong way to put the hand print on the right side to match 4x01, but it’s extremely funny to imagine there’s another wall off screen and dean bounced off it and went back the other direction

Artistic rendition

[youre-only-gay-once]

I put more work into this animation than the editors put into the entire confession scene

[desperatepie]

[lovej0ys-deactivated20240212]

[eclecticmasterpiece]

So she just wanted to cause problems huh

[punkrock-bottom]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Gee I wonder how people are going to respond to being told they can’t go to parties and see family and friends by the government on one hand and being told they have to go to work every day including if they’re literally infected on the other. It’s almost as if America’s public health agencies and politicians have zero fucking credibility left.

[flechetta]

To be fair, health agencies dont want you to go to work either.

But corporations do, and the government’s not doing anything about it.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Idk if we’re in the same timeline but the CDC, the biggest health agency in America, just said people can isolate for only five days instead of ten if they know they have Covid and Dr. Fauci went on primetime and explicitly said it’s because they want more people to work

[lesbianralzarek]

the best part about the "this happens in homestuck" meme is that we could just do it wherever and be liars and people would believe us anyway but we just...... don't. ive never seen a false positive. this bitch has plotlines that make riverdale look coherent

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[harveywallbangeroo]

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.

[science-jumps]

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

A regular conversation I keep having with my mom:

“Ugh, look at that girl. Tattoos everywhere.”

“So what?”

“….Well I think it looks ugly.”

“She didn’t get them for you.”

[pati79]

Mmmm other people do not perform for you is a lesson that needs to be learned massively these days.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

My mom called me once and was like “we went to the place where we bought the first RV to look at another one, and the saleswoman that sold us the first one was there and she didn’t remember us!!” and when I was like okay who cares why should she, she just had no idea what to do with that

[can08writer]

That is definitely a generational thing where people weren’t taught to mind their damn business.

[catfish-whiskers]

really vibing with this advertisement i just got

like if u would vibe with them too

[shirtsstuff]

@rslashrats

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[stjepan-sejic]

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

[summeryewberry]

There’s been an update:

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Aaand another update:

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Update #3:

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Update #6:

[ruffboi-mags]

oh good we finally got there

[physibear]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

[moku-youbi]

It got better!!!

[todaysbird]

“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.

[todaysbird]

i apologize. you are right. i do not want to hurt celebrities’ feet

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[heatherannchristie]

Feed everyone. Heal the suffering of the masses. Ask your Dad why he has forsaken you. Deify your mother.