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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

vanguard

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

markthekng

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

markthekng

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

zzoupz

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

parentheticalaside

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

haaarpb

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

vamptits

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

vamptits

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

saterise

Instruments of Liberation

(This was a commission!)

emtearzz

congratulations to the straw hats for adopting their first adult!

mousathe14

That’s hilarious part: she never does! She’s a silent enabler! They’re ALL crazy!

emtearzz

congratulations to the straw hats for adopting their first adult!

summershouto

DIVA DOWN!!!!!

homunculus-argument

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

roconize

Bad Content #31

strawberry-crocodile

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.