oh no

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

please take your shoes off before entering my blog

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[help-me-yes]

[angel--cassie]

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[academicssay]

academic self-regulation explained

[goatedgreen]

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

[annori]

Donna Tartt, from The Goldfinch (2013)

[inkpressedpetals]

[weltenwellen]

Ocean Vuong, The Emperor of Gladness