Just like this, sorry.

[amazoogle]

alternate timeline where trump pursued his true dream of being a stand up comic instead

[intactics]

alternate timeline where trump was born lower middle class in New Jersey and became the greatest used car salesman on the east coast

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[charl0ttan]

honestly, comfort is much much much much much much better than discomfort. #truth

[guerrillatech]

[reasonableportions]

You mean the factory is the US (yes, shut it down) or reddit/twitter (yes, shut it down)?

[enki2]

[pankendev]

(derisively) thats nothing. thats kitties cats

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!

[darkspaceboytoy]

White people will watch some idiot’s ugly cartoon and then commit a hate crime if you aren’t into it

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[nicemoose08]

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[powerburial]

[256gb]

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

[256gb]

[256gb]

[hiphopfightsback]

To be honest, if I were a woman, I would be carrying a 9mm with me at all times.

[yiffmaster]

you guys need to see this

[shesvague]

Jean Paul Gaultier Trompe L'Oeil Jacket 1996

[prokopetz]

I love licensed Super Nintendo games because they'll do genuinely jaw-dropping stuff from the level of pure technical craft – just straight making that hardware architecture do things it fundamentally was not meant to do, and doing it elegantly to boot – in service to the most tedious dogshit gameplay imaginable.

[dragongirlsweetie]

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

[notsketches]

a few too many people agreeing with this

[notsketches]

to elaborate, as History™ has shown us, genocide is pretty fucking bad. i mean like it's up there. major nono. don't support crimes against humanity

[dragongirlsweetie]

i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me you genuinely believe that people on this post want to bulldoze the entire country like a cartoon and that this is a real problem that we need to be worried about

[notsketches]

i think that there are people on this post that are at least naively in support of the total annihilation of the US, its culture, its people, and its infrastructure, yes, but i don't think any of them have the resources or influence to make it a problem

[dragongirlsweetie]

we are starting with your house