I'm a nerd, not a banana

Just me, being a gamer, bookworm but also a Ravenclaw (and a Horned Serpent), interacting the world

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Monk: I wanna buy the map to Avernus

Vendor: how much would you pay for it

Monk: 20 g max

Vendor: 20 g I'd take for the frog you just killed

Monk: I wanna memorize the map, can I?

DM: ok, roll wisdom, DC 18

Monk: nat20

Monk:

Monk: ok, I'll take the frog

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Ravenclaw, writing: *grumpy noises*

Gryffindor: what happened?

Ravenclaw: how the fuck do you call a flock of bees

Gryffindor: wha-

Gryffindor:

Gryffindor: you mean a swarm?

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Ravenclaw at 4 am: I can't sleep, damned cats

Slytherin: yo, u still up? Wanna come frozen halls for a guildie?

Ravenclawv's brain: let's be rational, it's 4 am, why would you...

Ravenclaw: sure, what do you need

Slytherin: bring tank, I'll heal

Ravenclaw's brain: hoe don't

Ravenclaw: whole new experience tanking frozen halls at 4 am, I'm in for it

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Ravenclaw: I need to make a buffer for the fanfiction, I went to hiatus exactly to do that.

Brain: what if we had an idea for a book

Ravenclaw: no, I already have like 3 or 4 open, I can't-

Brain: here, have this

Brain: *5 other books ideas*

Brain: how about you make a cover, so you secure their position in your roster

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: no

Ravenclaw:

Brain:

Ravenclaw: *loses staring contest*

Ravenclaw: *makes covers, starts writing 2 or 3 of those books*

Fanfiction buffer: *cries in existence*

Ravenclaw: i hate my life

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Gryffindor and Ravenclaw playing Hogwart's Legacy. Gryffindor had been sorted to Hufflepuff tho xD

Gryffindor: *goes around looking for the moth for the puzzle*

Gryffindor: *finds the moth*

Gryffindor: there you are, you motherfucker!

Gryffindor: ...

Gryffindor: *starts blasting base cast*

Ravenclaw, annoyed: IT'S A FUCKING MOTH, USE YOUR BRAIN

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Gryffindor: okay, I'm gonna go as Kayle, I need to deal magic dmg to champs.

Ravenclaw: I wanna try out Seraphine.

Gryffindor's KDA: 10/3/12

Ravenclaw's KDA: 25/5/10

Gryffindor: ...

Gryffindor: Support my ass

Ravenclaw: I SUPPORT BLOODSHED, OKAY?

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Ravenclaw: I don't play lol, I suck at it so hard

Hufflepuff: nah, you never tried

Ravenclaw: fine, I'll check it, but only once

Ravenclaw: *plays as Caitlyn*

KDA: 57/1/9

Hufflepuff: oh shit

Ravenclaw: one more?

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Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff in a dungeon in WoW. 2 people in the party died after a boss fight.

Ravenclaw: *resses the people*

People: thank you

Hufflepuff: thank you

Hufflepuff: *leaves party*

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: why do i have deserter

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: dude we have 3 more bosses

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Ravenclaw: this book would be serious, without swearing or anything, only dignified people

Mayor: *is a douchebag*

Ravenclaw: no I'm not gonna do that joke

Character: Are you sure that we're in Gemitus, not Genitals, because our major is surely a dick

Ravenclaw: *facepalms* mission failed successfully

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Gryffindor: *plays God of War 3*

Hera: you've failed, you're a blight, people are dying, there is no sun

Gryffindor: Okay, but I have the head of Helios

Gryffindor: If there is no sun maybe I will bring it back with that.

Gryffindor: *sees a person*

Gryffindor: *approaches and shows the head of Helios*

Person: *explodes*

Ravenclaw: you're definitely a chaotic good.

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Ravenclaw: good, good, I am almost there

Ravenclaw: I'm finally fucking finished! The book's ready!

Gryffindor: Take a break, eat something, you did great job...

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: no

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: don't

Ravenclaw: *starts writing the next volume right away*

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Gryffindor: dude, question. I am a GM and I need the texts. Can you translate the scenarios for me?

Ravenclaw: yeah, sure. Give me what you got.

Gryffindor: *sends one file of 160 pages*

Ravenclaw: oh, okay...?

Gryffindor: worry not, I have 200 other files, that was the only one small enough to send through here

Ravenclaw: do you fucking want to die

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Ravenclaw: oh my goddess, 2020 finally over.

2020: thanks for completing the trial. Let's us get to the proper game.

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Ravenclaw, playing WoW: okay, this dragon supposedly is here.

Ravenclaw: *goes around*

Ravenclaw: *goes around for next round, again and again*

Ravenclaw 20 minutes later: how

Ravenclaw: *looks on wowhead*

Wowhead: you kill wyrmcaller, you get the horn to call the dragon

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: i am really too tanky to understand.

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Ravenclaw: So I spent six hours simply grinding the ogres...

Gryffindor: what for?

Ravenclaw: I needed to get the rep to exalted.

Hufflepuff: for the achievement?

Ravenclaw, already an ambassador: uhm, yes...

Ravenclaw: *buys the cobalt war talbuk finally available*

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Ravenclaw: I will be a serious paladin commited to the case and divinity.

Ravenclaw: I will not drink, I will not kill out of simple rage, I will be serious and honorable...

Also Ravenclaw: *kills low levels because they kill her friends, drinks till she pukes*

Hufflepuff: are you happy with yourself

Ravenclaw: I got the achievement for collecting Halloween candy from all over the Eastern Kingdoms.

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Hufflepuff: Are you okay? I haven't seen you playing WoW for quite a long time.

Ravenclaw: What? I was playing all the time.

Hufflepuff: I haven't seen you in-game. Were you playing on other server?

Ravenclaw: No, I was levelling my shaman.

Hufflepuff: What.

Ravenclaw: she's level 20 now, and...

Hufflepuff: how many characters do you even have?

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: 4