reblog you cowards

This is a side blog because I cannot ruin the aesthetic of my main blog. charlie he/they

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[reblogsnotlikes]

What the fuck is that

[snarkleharkle]

Scone - Wikipedia

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Rhetorical question - Wikipedia

[willgrahamscock]

microdosing on productivity by making lists

[pleatedjeans]

[abisalli]

having a fun little time in hyrule 

[frnchedvanilla]

Zelda is taller. That’s all

[jasminebythebay]

my totk experience so far

[momosweetpeach]

Zonai Jelly Sandwich

He's had worse

[sskyeh]

[leeleebug3]

It was funnier in my head shshsb

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

[stainedglassfish-deactivated202]

it just keeps getting better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

[maramahan]

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

[grucose]

Kermit was a famous pirate known for his tenacity and success.

[eggastential-biscuits]

@fanofrandomawesomeness

[rudjedet]

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

[wine-dark-sea]

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

[teaboot]

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

[infinite-chump]

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

[infinite-chump]

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

[danielkahndyke]

same energy

[cryptotheism]

Me, two glasses of wine in: "yeah so here's an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023"

Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: "Damn that's crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I'm sorry you gotta deal with this shit."

Me: "Ahh it's alright. I deal."

Random Guy: "People should just chill tf out."

Me: "Damn right"

[cryptotheism]

Random Guy: "So if you're non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don't know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?"

Me: "Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea."

[cryptotheism]

Guy: "It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must've felt safe."

Me: "No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn't know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn't that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out."

Guy: "man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful."

Me: "Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn't. It sucks and then it rules hard."

Guy: "so It's like working out."

Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] "it's like working out."

[cryptotheism]

Guy who has only ever played undertale seeing a skeleton for the first time: "holy shit"

[catchymemes]

[harvestheart]

this is pretty cute  :)

[headspace-hotel]

This is so funny imagine meeting someone who looks just like you but you don’t speak the language so it’s just like the Spider-Man meme

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't