nah

I make amazing bagel bites and have the ability to scream for a very long time. Please love me.

[spanghew]

[adhdbun]

theyre on a date

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Cryptid Girlfriends :D

[grumsal]

they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist

[ajyson]

“please, daddy, i want some more”

[jonbutter]

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

[sabertoothwalrus]

me: nearly all skincare products are designed to remedy made-up problems and trick people into thinking they’re “working” by adding ingredients that cause physical/tingly reactions and are no different than patent medicines that were essentially laxatives or emetics and are a waste of money

monkey brain when I walk past a japanese/korean beauty product store:

[sabertoothwalrus]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[brookietf]

Anyone who has had a lot of hair then got a very close hair cut, that amazing feel of the breeze on your scalp? Imagine that for your whole body.

Sheep LOOOOVE being sheared, especially in summer here in AUS.

[lofijazz]

I took this from Twitter because it's no joke. A lot of witches tend to keep these lamps so I felt it would be worth bringing up. Please be careful and safe! Nobody wants to lose a fur baby.

Even if you aren't a witch, still please keep this in mind!!!!!

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

we need to talk about wikipedia's example for a resting bitch face

[thisloveisglowing]

[bob-belcher]

Eva Longoria is everything

[dabeatnik]

Yet she can’t even speak Spanish 😂😅😂😅😂

That’s pride alright lmfao

She don’t have to, but don’t talk all that shit if you don’t even learn your own culture #lame

[burgertv]

you were saying @dabeatnik???

[thecrackshiplollipop]

ummm

“When I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didn’t speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we weren’t allowed to speak it.”

and also???

“… But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here it’s English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, ‘I really need to learn Spanish.’ So I did.“ 

idk how many people i’ve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they don’t speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. it’s unspeakably common and doesn’t in any way shape or form diminish someone’s claim to or pride in their heritage. 

fuck that guy. you go eva. 

[lady-threewhiteleopards]

lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[michaun]

Jenna Marbles has this series on her channel where she reacts to memes of herself that fans have made and she doesn’t make any money off them she does it to show her appreciation to her fans who make them because she knows they don’t make any money either also there’s someone in Russia that reuploads her videos in full and they dub them over in Russian and not only does Jenna know about this she thinks it’s cool that someone would take the time to do that and she refuses to copyright any of them and she is very wary of making any merch because the last company that she tried to work with straight up stole one of her fan’s artwork and now she doesn’t trust any merch company and I think that’s so awesome who’s like that on YouTube anymore? someone that is aware that the people who watch their videos are the reason they have been successful and who still makes content to entertain those people not just get their money brava

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

I was watching an episode just the other day where they went to get their new dog, Bunny. And in the car Jenna says like ‘we are not going to record in the foster parents home (where they are picking up Bunny) because it’s not cool/polite to do that’ and I literally had like A Moment, because when does anyone on youtube NOT just do what they want and fuck everybody else?

[crazyshitisay]

Jenna Marbles is living proof that we as a species can Do Better

[w33d-witch]

Media: It’s so hot! Sweltering!! Record breaking heat unlike anything we’ve ever seen!!! Who could have possibly predicted this???

Climatologists:

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

this is a new low

[halfbakedsnape]

Protests aren’t illegal

[princesstigerbelle]

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

[e-102-y-gamma-deactivated201904]

i think you forgot one

[princesstigerbelle]

I am such a fool.

I forgot judgementsl cat too

[jakyyo-deactivated20180212]

But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)

[princesstigerbelle]

Hnoly shit

[doomydoggy]

Ok but how could you forget

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my god why did I forget him

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

[princesstigerbelle]

Keep ‘em comin

[catboywhimsy]

[wormonastringonastick]

Just thought that everyone should see this

[marshmallowmachinegun]

Can I add?

[adeadratiswatching]

[morganpendleton]

[applejuicewerewolf]

Some favourites from my dumb kid

[asymbina]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

HOW ARE CATS REAL

how do animals this ridiculous genuinely exist look at them

[asymbina]

They are perfect!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE BESTEST LITTLE FLOOFS :D

[heyimdry]

controversial addition

[maffypop]

[trashselim]

Drift compatible Steve and Natasha

[goddamnhella-deactivated2015060]

Holy shit, I never realised she shot out the glass so Steve could jump through it while he had her tucked under his arm

[professorspork]

#i love this so much he’s just carrying her like she’s a cardboard box #and they’ve probably done this before #they have a combat maneuver that’s just ‘i’m just gonna pick you up to make it easier for you to shoot things’ #how much do you wanna bet it’s their version of the fastball special  (via capnromanoff)

[secretallie-blog]

I bet it started in New York when he first tossed her up from his shield so she could catch a ride on that Chitauri aircraft. “It’ll be fun,” she said. And it was fun, and they won, so later on they kinda looked at each other and sized each other up, thinking, huh. There’s potential here. So just for fun, again, they come up with all these weird ways to combine Steve’s brute strength and Natasha’s gymnastic agility, plus both of their lightning fast reflexes and ability to calculate angles and trajectories on the fly, minus a healthy sense of self-preservation on both sides. And Clint watches gleefully as they practice and makes his own insane suggestions (come on, do you really think CLINT BARTON would take a stand for safety consciousness in any situation?), and maybe they have a threeway combat maneuver (get your head out of the gutter) based on some wild trapeze stunt he remembers from the circus and they do it in the middle of a fight and their enemy just goes, WAIT, WHAT? And that is how SHIELD wins that particular battle that day.

[queenstylinsxn]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kaijuno]

It’s me

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree