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I have an unfortunate attraction to men in masks with knives.
i keep trying to phrase a post as like a helpful tip for people who like worldbuilding but. i have to be honest with myself. it is not a helpful tip because no one asked for it. i just want to rant about kinship terminologies.
i can't even phrase it, my brain rn is basically just. "THIS! LOOK AT THIS!"
^^ LOOK AT IT ^^
i am also presenting anyone who wants with the wikipedia page for australian aboriginal kinship. btw. if you care.
Oh, this is fascinating!
“would you still write if you knew no one would ever read what you wrote?” bitch I read what I wrote????? how tf do you think I wrote that? with my eyes closed?
some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist
what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
does anyone else have that one article of clothing they wear so much that its like their character design
the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me
no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat
FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN | 11.21.25
"Your son will take your throne from you," they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they'd bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.
Years later, you realize what the prophets meant. For most of your life your son was your pride and joy; an academic, who would surely lead the kingdom into greater health and wellness. Until he committed the ultimate act of betrayal.
"You will not take my throne from me!" You cling to your grand chair so hard your knuckles turn white.
Your son sighs. "Dad. Dad it's lead-"
"Of course it's lead! It's a strong metal, signifying the strength of our country- this throne has been passed down the royal line for 300 years, 15 rulers before me-"
"That is not enough time for that many people!" Your son throws his hands up in the air. "Because it is lead! It is poisoning you! Didn't you wonder why grandpa died at 40?"
"Ah, pfoo! That's the ancestral curse."
"It's the throne! The throne is the ancestral curse!!!"
now that I think about it, it is hilarious how many classic country songs by men are about a guy’s wife leaving him and how many classic country songs by women are about leaving your evil ass man and exacting revenge on him
You are the best blacksmith in your dwarven clan, but in order to be accepted as a "Forgewife" you first have to be... y'know, a wife of a blacksmith. The clan is somewhat bewildered by, but ultimately accepting of, your choice of husband.
"My super power isn't actually clairvoyance. I don't see the future, I live it. Whenever I die I can Groundhog Day and wake up the previous morning in a time loop." "Why are you telling me this now?" "Because I've been stuck on today for three hundred years, our team's f*cked."