my other ride is a clown car

k • he/him • remember when i swore i'd never make an f1 blog? • rpf zone (ao3)

[red-flagging]

fic masterpost

rabbits are chasing (T; past lewis/nico, implied lewis/seb; post-retirement 24hrs of le mans)

Penni calls him at 9PM on a Tuesday evening.

full in all your veins (E; lewis stoned!masturbation)

Lewis wakes up to something heavy crushing him into the mattress.

harlot, starlet, singing in the garden (E; fernando/lance; deranged4deranged bondage/exhibitionism)

The idea comes to Fernando the way all his best ideas do – tipsy, with a trophy in arm’s reach and a hot mouth on his cock.

made a hundred good stories (E; alex/lewis/seb, lewis/seb, implied alex/george; threesomes as a coping mechanism)

On December 19, 2020, Alex loses his Red Bull seat, accidentally tells George he likes him, and nearly sets his kitchen on fire with a dish towel, in that order.

consider the hairpin turn (E; lewis/seb; 2005 f3 car sex with a heavy, heavy dose of repression)

The best thing about the season ending in Hockenheim is that Lewis won.

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[pemguims]

monaco pothole fancam

[ef-1]

FUCKING HELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[frereamour]

Monaco Grand Prix 2026

[andromedasummer]

was telling my brother about pastor maldonado (former f1 driver known for crashing a lot and winning for williams in spain 2012) so i went to his wikipedia to show my brother and

i"m sorry mr maldonado i didnt know your game

[andromedasummer]

broke: pastor maldonado crashed into other drivers so often cos he was a shit driver

woke: comrade pastor infiltrated the capitalist terrorist cell formula one to inflict maximum damage against the obnoxiously wealthy

[red-flagging]

there's a resident who works on my floor who looks terrifyingly like max verstappen and it's stressing me out

[ef-1]

Alonso retired and then unretired AND ENTERED THE RACE AND NOW HES 2 LAPS DOWN AND LIKE 3 SECONDS SLOWER THAN THE REST OF THE FIELD IM DRY HEAVING

[ef-1]

He's fucking 15 minutes down, please let him retire or he'll finish the race on Tuesday this is elderly abuse

[heartsoftruth]

….

Newey;

[slutforpringles]

uhhhh ?????

[hellokittystallion]

oh wow

[xarialore]

there's no way 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[massive-alboner]

Why aren’t drivers messy/bitchy anymore? Alex Albon. Where can I find a driver who regularly jokes about his own dick and other drivers’ dicks? Alex Albon. Are there any drivers somewhat less beholden to toxic masculinity? Alex Albon. Do any drivers seem to treat their girlfriends well and not like objects? Alex Albon. Where can I find someone with a story that makes you want to root for them in a sport where it’s hard to find that? Alex Albon. Why don’t drivers stoke the rpf flames as a bit? Alex Albon. Who is someone fun to watch drive because of ups and downs and ballsy overtakes and contact without bad faith? Alex Albon. Is there anyone who isn’t scared of a teammate battle and gives teammates advice over the radio? Alex Albon. Does anyone even do good gifts on secret Santa anymore? Alex Albon. Which drivers give deeply entertaining radios? Alex Albon. Does anyone even care about the nutritional benefits of breastmilk and repeatedly talk about it? Alex Albon

[mistressemmedi]

THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON IS OVERRRRRRRR

[red-flagging]

honestly i hope he wins. maybe then we can all stop talking about him next season and also for the rest of our lives

[moonlitisles]

It ain’t over ‘till it’s over

[seb-boo]

"If you don't mind, I need to take a picture here with me...with your tree. It's really cool. I like it!" - Sebastian Vettel to Lewis Hamilton