Is this what I am to you people? The fucking clown scholar? “Oh, let’s bait Derin with a post about milk and once they’ve got their fucking clown shoes on we can segue into a chemistry lesson!”
You wanna do this? Fine. But you’re the sixth person who’s asked, and I don’t know what background any of you have in chemistry, and I don’t want to do this again so I’m not taking any chances. You know what that means? We’re starting at the very beginning.
We’re learning ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY today. Atoms to orbitals. The whole fucking thing. (Not memorising any specific chemical equations, they’re not pertinent to the topic.) This is gonna be a long post, and too fucking bad. You wanted the information, so here we are. YOU WANT A CIGARRETTE, YOU SMOKE THE WHOLE PACK, JOHNNY.
Part 1: What Is Everything, Anyway?
Exhibit one: some cheese.
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