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Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

cowboyjimkirk

James T. Kirk + “insults”

kugelfische

overture

sigynpenniman

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

sigynpenniman

distinctive medical strategies

eilupt

Medical Person Explanation: the more you dislocate your shoulder the less stable it becomes. In early days Miles' shoulder was still pretty tight and needed the Osteoretractor™, but the time he gets to DS9 it's become so loose Julian can just pop it in.

In the future it'll become so unstable Miles will be able to pop the joint in and out at will.

Miles needs physical therapy.

sigynpenniman

Miles needs ALL THE KINDS of therapy.

gaytricorder

it’s giving bella and edward

wulfhalls

tomatopine

That was normal.

thefreakmeister

in the original series it's clear that spock and kirk are attracted to each other but in the movies they're in love. like they carry so much devotion for one another its impossible to write a story unrelated to their bond. they're old and in love and they look at each other like that because its the only natural reaction to existing alongside your soulmate, your one true love, your t'hy'la. god they're so in love it makes me sick