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ur (least) fav babe talbot w their terrible headcanons • 20 • she/they

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valentine’s day AND ash wednesday but no asher valenweek audio…missed opportunity

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is this a safe space to share my asher face claim🙈

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pookie fr (pls i love him)

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is this a safe space to share my asher face claim🙈

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the things i would give for an hour long asher sleep aid🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

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NOT AN HOUR LONG ONE BUT ITS A SLEEP AID NONETHELESS THANK YOU MR REDACTED🙏🏼🙏🏼

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this is me once again crying on the feed for a new solo asher audio

[moonbounds]

Asher loves Babe like a pathetic gamer boy, like he’s OBSESSED. Pretty Rave Girl type beat. He’s absolutely whipped, on his knees for Babe, walked like a dog. He’s got full on heart eyes, no thoughts head empty, wouldn’t hesitate to jump over a cliff for Babe. Crawling on the floor towards them, stealing their clothes, sending long ass texts in the middle of the night about how much he loves them.

Yeah, he’s kind of a simp. But also, he’s really hot, so…

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*sad british boy voice* please sir….please mr redacted sir…please share some new asher content it’s been months since i’ve been fed

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Babe talking to Asher

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Things in my out of context quotes note as the Shaw Pack + mates pt. 4

milo: wimp. are you scared of being british?

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tank: if they sleepin on you…tuck em in

sam: why-

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angel: my dog’s name……i meant to say ‘my ken’s job is-

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asher: heat stroke is temporary, swag is forever

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babe: who needs hallmark channel movies when ratatouille exists

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milo: i have to play nice otherwise the rat takes away my paycheck

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angel: wait where did it go-

sweetheart: you airdropped it to the void

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asher : *smiling while typing on his phone*

david: ooo are you texting your date?

asher: no i’m posting about fall out boy on my instagram story😁

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babe: i hope you enjoyed my jennifer coolidge and owen wilson impressions while i talked about my gogurt

[viemai]

can a smell connoisseur come out rn and start matching smells, perfumes and colognes with redacted characters bc i love sniffing people and i just know milo would smell good.

please, and thank you.

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asher smells like mahogany teakwood from bath and body works thank u

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the things i would give for an hour long asher sleep aid🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

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asher sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door in case anyone comes in the house at night so babe is furthest from harm

[sillyscientists]

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

[teaseat]

stands with hands on hips. and when will we be getting a morning audio with asher. taps foot.

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that’s right. where is it erik? we cannot be tapping our foot all of our redacted life. i just want to live a sleepy baabe & retriever puppy asher morning, is that too difficult </3

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS I NEED ONE SO BAAAAAAD

[peraltuki]

Asher is such a slut I think he would say yes to anything if Angel were to bring up a foresome he'd be already in bed naked with roses surrounding him

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okay yes but also no because asher is also very respectful and something of this extent would require a very thorough discussion with babe and david because those are probably the two people he cares about most and would never want to hurt them or pressure them into something they don’t want to do

tumblr stop painting asher as the slutty himbo type just because he’s comfortable talking about his personal sexuality thank you <3

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i also hc asher and babe as a very johnny and mavis, light mode/dark mode, golden retriever/black cat, sun/moon couple

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personally i love a white boy asher x poc babe hc like imagine babe trying to introduce him to some cultural foods and being like “c’mere white boy” before feeding him something that is way beyond his spice tolerance