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@redcrystalanon
Small pinned post
Use It/Its, both for mod and the anon, though I don't mind if you haven't seen this post and accidentally use another pronoun. It's an anon blog after all.
I assure you I'm not this big of an asshole irl, I just like roleplaying one. If I ever hurt someone OOC, I deeply apologise, I mean to torture the blorbos, not the irl people.
Feel free to send in asks or reblog if you want to.
#redcrystal will be on my blogs/reblogs.
Apologies for being late, I got a little sidetracked.... I see you're enjoying the nice weather.
*Crypt seems to open a small rift in the air, before pulling out a dark chocolate cake and what seems to be two bags of fast food from a nameless chicken place.*
You know, I've heard both of these dishes are considered a "guilty pleasure" by some people, for whatever reason. Anyhow, I'm guessing you'll want to try some of this?
@redcrystalanon
thats okay. i did, too. it happens. time just flies right by, you know? like its leaving me behind. i barely mind. its lovely out.
oh, interesting. id love to. thank you, crypt
Of course, tell me how it tastes afterwards.
*It sits down beside Malin, an odd process for the crystal. It places the cake on a platter beside Malin, and takes a slice for itself. It hovers the cake near its eye, and parts of the cake begin to flow into the eye, disappearing as they draw near. As usual, Crypt's biology is unusual.*
Oh, I do see what all the fuss was about now.... This is.... Gorgeous.
.... So, you seem like you've been doing well for yourself lately.
its nice! strange, but exciting. many new things have been like that as of late. i forgot how pleasant sweetness could be. and how nice company is. thank you crypt. it means a lot to me that youre my friend. and that i had someone during all this.
but um. not to hoard all the attention. ive been good. and you?
Haha, I think I'm in the same boat here. I haven't really had good companionship since..... Never, I suppose. Still, I'm more than happy to call you friend Malin. I'm glad you feel the same.
.... I think I've grown incredibly weary of the life I've lived. I've done a lot of bad things in all my many years Malin, and never for any good reasons. Sometimes not even for any reason at all. I think..... I think I'm tired of it, but it was meeting you that made me think that maybe..... Maybe there's something else for me out there. Something fulfilling. I want to do something new.
..... You're not selfish, by the way. Far from it.
looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser
@redcrystalanon
Apologies for being late, I got a little sidetracked.... I see you're enjoying the nice weather.
*Crypt seems to open a small rift in the air, before pulling out a dark chocolate cake and what seems to be two bags of fast food from a nameless chicken place.*
You know, I've heard both of these dishes are considered a "guilty pleasure" by some people, for whatever reason. Anyhow, I'm guessing you'll want to try some of this?
@redcrystalanon
thats okay. i did, too. it happens. time just flies right by, you know? like its leaving me behind. i barely mind. its lovely out.
oh, interesting. id love to. thank you, crypt
Of course, tell me how it tastes afterwards.
*It sits down beside Malin, an odd process for the crystal. It places the cake on a platter beside Malin, and takes a slice for itself. It hovers the cake near its eye, and parts of the cake begin to flow into the eye, disappearing as they draw near. As usual, Crypt's biology is unusual.*
Oh, I do see what all the fuss was about now.... This is.... Gorgeous.
.... So, you seem like you've been doing well for yourself lately.
*you spot a dark chocolate cake, a note is attached*
"sorry, i got distracted, but i made the cake for you! dont worry about me, i've discovered a lead!"
Ah, here it is, for a while I was scared I'd missed my window..... Right, time to go grab the rest of the food..... Let's hope my disguise skills aren't too rusty....
Are you aware that your existence here is incredibly finite and is supposed to be a joke? I feel like you deserve to know this. Also, do you bake?
-Crypt
Existence? Well, I do know that my stay is incredibly short-lived, but I don't plan on dying anytime soon!
And yes, of course I bake.
Oh, you're meta-aware to an extent. Just making sure, you're the only April Fools person I feel comfortable interacting with. I'm 99.99% sure the catgirls can't infect me, but I'm not taking that chance.
Well, while you're here, can I perhaps trouble you for a cake? Preferably dark chocolate, if you can. I can pay you in mortal money, or a brief glimpse of vast knowledge, whichever you prefer.
April fools? Well, that'd explain how I gained access to this account with such a strict time limit.
Ah, a sweet and bitter delicacy! You truly have good taste! And for payment, since you mentioned knowledge...
would you happen to know where I could find a pixie?
Yes, that would explain it.
Indeed, I don't exactly eat much, I only need to do it recreationally due to my nature. I do like the sound of this cake, but it's moreso for a..... Friend of mine.
To clarify, you mean the Fae creature and not just a mortal pixie, right? I don't like dealing with Fae, but I can send you the co-ordinates to a nearby hotspot of Fae activity, and you should be able to find a Pixie there. If it's the second option.... Just, look around?
Are you aware that your existence here is incredibly finite and is supposed to be a joke? I feel like you deserve to know this. Also, do you bake?
-Crypt
Existence? Well, I do know that my stay is incredibly short-lived, but I don't plan on dying anytime soon!
And yes, of course I bake.
Oh, you're meta-aware to an extent. Just making sure, you're the only April Fools person I feel comfortable interacting with. I'm 99.99% sure the catgirls can't infect me, but I'm not taking that chance.
Well, while you're here, can I perhaps trouble you for a cake? Preferably dark chocolate, if you can. I can pay you in mortal money, or a brief glimpse of vast knowledge, whichever you prefer.
I figure you'd wanna know the guy that threatened you is now kicked outta the news group and has been thrown into a warzone
That is quite ironic, who are they fighting exactly? Did K take my bait and utilise whatever PMC the company had on hand to start some kind of corporate gang war with IVN?
Thought you might want to know that the new news department is some kind of secret alien hunting society and they sound malicious. Inform your friends. This is not a trick or a joke, I have a recorded call with them.
@redcrystalanon
OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
@worsefaithinterpreter @yuri-faith-misinterpreter @the-faithful-henchwoman @cannibal-faith-interpreter
RED ALERT!!!!
not sure rei's going to show. they're a bit. tired.
anyway. not sure i trust crypt. i'd check the call first.
If anything I'd be offended if you didn't try to call me out Caine, after all our exchanges. Here's most of the call for you.
*clicks on it's phone's recording software to press play*
"Well well well... I gotta hand it to Ocean for this find. I'll cut the bullcrap for you Crypt, we're a special group that is trying to learn about being far above our paygrade. I'm one of many, as is Ocean and we know that beings like you tend to have a lot less friends. Ocean's job was to look into the interpreters but obviously that job is way too big for one especially with beings like you around...
Tell me Crypt how many Ocean's will it take, 10, 100, 1000, 9000 *the Ceo chuckles at the number before continuing* there's millions of us my dear... but you're the biggest prize we've found yet, and somehow that pitiful runner found you, you give us an excuseive exposé on your kind and well ignore what you did to our little agent and we'll even run a regression~
And I guess since you're so oddly defense over Ocean you should know... I call them pitiful cause they were designed to be so... their only worth was being a good runner, and you took that away... now Ocean's a dead man walking... or we'll shambling."
*clicks the button to stop the recording*
Very glad I have a phone now. Believe me, don't believe me, the important part is that the ball is in your court.
this audio is trash jesus is this guy running on a potato.
...i'll save this for sable to determine.
I think it's also the recording software's fault, it's just the first one I found on the app store.
Be my guest, the audio is shit but the source is legitimate. Bye Caine, chances are we'll never meet again, not for a long while, and I'm guessing that is probably a relief for you.
the. first one?
you always deliver such striking insights. bye.
I'm lazy, there's your answer. No need to whisper, I can hear you.
I am known for such. Anyhow, I'm off.
Thought you might want to know that the new news department is some kind of secret alien hunting society and they sound malicious. Inform your friends. This is not a trick or a joke, I have a recorded call with them.
@redcrystalanon
OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
@worsefaithinterpreter @yuri-faith-misinterpreter @the-faithful-henchwoman @cannibal-faith-interpreter
RED ALERT!!!!
not sure rei's going to show. they're a bit. tired.
anyway. not sure i trust crypt. i'd check the call first.
If anything I'd be offended if you didn't try to call me out Caine, after all our exchanges. Here's most of the call for you.
*clicks on it's phone's recording software to press play*
"Well well well... I gotta hand it to Ocean for this find. I'll cut the bullcrap for you Crypt, we're a special group that is trying to learn about being far above our paygrade. I'm one of many, as is Ocean and we know that beings like you tend to have a lot less friends. Ocean's job was to look into the interpreters but obviously that job is way too big for one especially with beings like you around...
Tell me Crypt how many Ocean's will it take, 10, 100, 1000, 9000 *the Ceo chuckles at the number before continuing* there's millions of us my dear... but you're the biggest prize we've found yet, and somehow that pitiful runner found you, you give us an excuseive exposé on your kind and well ignore what you did to our little agent and we'll even run a regression~
And I guess since you're so oddly defense over Ocean you should know... I call them pitiful cause they were designed to be so... their only worth was being a good runner, and you took that away... now Ocean's a dead man walking... or we'll shambling."
*clicks the button to stop the recording*
Very glad I have a phone now. Believe me, don't believe me, the important part is that the ball is in your court.
this audio is trash jesus is this guy running on a potato.
...i'll save this for sable to determine.
I think it's also the recording software's fault, it's just the first one I found on the app store.
Be my guest, the audio is shit but the source is legitimate. Bye Caine, chances are we'll never meet again, not for a long while, and I'm guessing that is probably a relief for you.
I'm too busy to FUCK MY KERMIT PLUSHIE or make TUMBLR POSTS due to PURSUING ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT and THE TORMENT NEXUS OF CAPITALISM! UNBELIEVABLY SAD!!! FUCK MY STUPID BAKA MUPPET LIFE!!!!!
Thought you might want to know that the new news department is some kind of secret alien hunting society and they sound malicious. Inform your friends. This is not a trick or a joke, I have a recorded call with them.
@redcrystalanon
OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
@worsefaithinterpreter @yuri-faith-misinterpreter @the-faithful-henchwoman @cannibal-faith-interpreter
RED ALERT!!!!
not sure rei's going to show. they're a bit. tired.
anyway. not sure i trust crypt. i'd check the call first.
If anything I'd be offended if you didn't try to call me out Caine, after all our exchanges. Here's most of the call for you.
*clicks on it's phone's recording software to press play*
"Well well well... I gotta hand it to Ocean for this find. I'll cut the bullcrap for you Crypt, we're a special group that is trying to learn about being far above our paygrade. I'm one of many, as is Ocean and we know that beings like you tend to have a lot less friends. Ocean's job was to look into the interpreters but obviously that job is way too big for one especially with beings like you around...
Tell me Crypt how many Ocean's will it take, 10, 100, 1000, 9000 *the Ceo chuckles at the number before continuing* there's millions of us my dear... but you're the biggest prize we've found yet, and somehow that pitiful runner found you, you give us an excuseive exposé on your kind and well ignore what you did to our little agent and we'll even run a regression~
And I guess since you're so oddly defense over Ocean you should know... I call them pitiful cause they were designed to be so... their only worth was being a good runner, and you took that away... now Ocean's a dead man walking... or we'll shambling."
*clicks the button to stop the recording*
Very glad I have a phone now. Believe me, don't believe me, the important part is that the ball is in your court.
Hey, Marcy, unless you changed your name, sorry I haven't been able to keep up with you lately, do you have a favourite food?
-Crypt
oh, hey crypt. its cool to see you. yeah. its um, malin now. i like marcy too. its all fine. mal is cool as like, a nickname. which you can use. since we're friends.
foods. uh. yeah, i dont know? i couldnt taste for so long i forgot what it was like. i like chocolate i think. it makes my mouth so dry, though. i tried one again. it was kindof nice.
Noted on the name situation, Malin.
Well, that does sound unfortunate. I'll try and find some chocolate, the good kind too. Do you have any specific preferences? Also, is there any particular fast food chain you think you'd like? I'm bored and I'm utilising the fact I can taste food to my advantage, so I might as well pick some up for you. I'll also make sure to pick up some water.
thatd be cool. i dont know. dark chocolate is cool? all of it is. i dont really know. fast food is just, kinda, cheapest option so i dont have to think about it. bring your favourite? thank you crypt. a lot.
Alright, that all sounds good. I'll go get some dark chocolate and something else that's fast and not awful. It's actually surprisingly easy for me to fabricate paper money and a quick fake human persona. Don't tell anyone I can do that, by the way. See you soon.
I will refrain from jokes about you wanting to date nonhuman because I feel like I've annoyed you enough already
Good, because I sincerely, genuinely do not wish to pursue a romantic relationship with him, both because there's a major power imbalance, worm or no worm, and also because I have no such feelings for it.
actually, I was going "awwww, Crypt is getting all mushy mushy mwa mwa mwa" but I didn't say anything because I wanted to respect boundaries
Well, you just said it now, but I suppose I've underestimated all of you to some capacity.... Thank you? I don't know, but maybe being more amicable with people and non-people in general will make life more bearable. Might as well try it.
Wait, it is nonhuman? I assumed it wouldn't be because you said the answer you would have given days ago wouldn't be true anymore and that felt like the answer you would have given then
Bravo, took you long enough. I wasn't certain if they were inhuman for a while, but with the whole worm-eye thing, I'd say that he's definitely no longer human, if he ever was. Still, he's pleasant I suppose, and if I can do anything, I guess I can be nice to whoever I want to be.
Is it actually Yuri? Because of Fear?
Newsflash, not everything is yuri. No, I'm trying to have a somewhat positive platonic relationship with someone who clearly needs more friends.
