reboot to start

the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity te

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

[c-ptsdofficial]

Things I’m Looking For In A Relationship:

Validate me

Worship me 

Tell me I’m cute

Cuddle me

Fulfill my constantly fluctuating need for attention

Protect me from the people that are watching 

Acknowledge that i am Divine

[surreal--memes]

[horridman-deactivated20171021]

okay so if spoons are spell slots

some ableist fool who knows naught of magic: if you’re so tired, how come you can [stim/talk about special interest/scroll through tumblr]– you must be faking! you just don’t want to do it

me, a master wizard: those are my cantrips you knave

[straightboyfriend]

any one here feel so UGLY that the thought of going outside & making ppl see you makes you feel bad for them so u never leave your room bc ur. so fuckimg ugly

[muddysocks]

*me, flirting* what are you gonna do , beat me up ?

[redeem-abel-blog]

cryptidknife:

kubrickonthemoon: it wasnt a damn tree kubrickonthemoon: unless trees have started scuttling

redeem-abel: wait are you telling me trees don’t scuttle redeem-abel: well shit that raises a few questions about my neighbor’s garden redeem-abel: i recommend trying to outweird it. if it scuttles u gotta scuttle rite back

[cryptidknife-blog]

kubrickonthemoon: is anyone awake kubrickonthemoon: i saw something in the woods

[redeem-abel-blog]

redeem-abel: was it, perchance, a tree

[patchedsystem-deactivated202111]

“well I met your (abusive) family and they seemed nice to me”  well, yeah, that’s how they get away with abusing their kids

[averagefairy]

hows everyone doing so far this semester?? good? feeling inferior to your classmates yet?? overcome with self doubt and coping with stress in unhealthy and destructive ways? Fantastic me too

[byeyall]

I did a thing in Photoshop

It’s kinda shitty but good for a first attempt imo

It’s transparent and you can use it for whatever if you want to!!

(love me)

[shiraglassman]

YES YES YES

*throws bi jewish confetti everywhere*

[progressivejudaism]

What's your favorite Jewish fun fact?

Hi anon,

Great question!  Lately, my favorite random Jewish fun fact is about Sukkot! According to Jewish law, it is kosher for an elephant to serve as one of the sides of a sukkah! 

To read up more about it, the ruling is made in the Talmud in Sukkah 23a.  Here’s an article all about this bizarre fact!

PJ

[fleurdebleue]

so i’m gonna play ovw again, but this time with a competent team

[redeem-abel-blog]

ill join in if u want/need another player at any point

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

[arealgoldmouth]

[irlcute]

[fleurdebleue]

@redeem-abel

[midnightssea]

big noses and (naturally) thick eyebrows are some of the most beautifully striking features a person can have and they’re basically a Look that you get to wear all the time and anyone who makes you think they’re a liability rather than the asset they are is ridiculous and wrong and i will personally fight them for you