Mixed Personalities

Hot damn. Master in Crisis. 27, she/her. English B.S., English M.A., published. Resting bitch face.

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[poisonedcure]

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[lastoneout]

I don’t think the club could handle her

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[fuckeverythingbecomeapirate]

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

[911official-deactivated20200526]

that’s cool as fuck though

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[snoozaga]

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[victusinveritas]

[mikkeneko]

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[animentality]

[samioli]

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

[demaparbat-hp]

I sold my soul to the spirits and was rewarded with NATLA.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!