adult human chicken

actually a deep fried aborted fetus dipped in hot sauce This blog is mostly just me reblogging posts about my current obsession and then occasionally some shit from my life. he/him

[probably-an-alien]

I don't know if y'all already know this but there's a website named arab.org where you can click a button once a day and the proceeds from the ads on that site go to UNRWA to help Palestinians.

Doing good was never this easy! Every click helps fund those in need - no cash, no credit card, no registration and for free!

I greatly encourage you to check it out. They've also got the same kind of buttons for other causes like women, children, the environment, poverty and refugees. It's a great option for anyone who can't donate.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase. 

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

[workfornow]

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

[queer-as-city-folk]

Happy Pride everyone, today is the tenth anniversary of the nationwide right to gay Marriage in the United States and the 22nd anniversary of nationwide legalization of Gay Sex. In 2 days is the 56th anniversary of the Stonewall Uprising.

[queer-as-city-folk]

We have won nothing without fighting and we have everything to lose, there is no gay liberation without trans liberation, none of us are free till all of us are free, we have won so much and come so far but the road ahead is still long, we must continue to fight for both our liberation and the liberation of all people

[queer-as-city-folk]

The gay liberation movement is young, everything we have fought for and won happened over the course of less than a human lifetime, and there are forces at play that wish to claw back at these hard fought for rights, we must be prepared to defend what we have fought for and we must continue to fight for improvement

[queer-as-city-folk]

We have to celebrate how far things have come, because we never would have made it this far without joy and hope, and while we can and must fight, we also must remain hopeful

[queer-as-city-folk]

This year is:

11 years since nationwide gay marriage in the US

23 years since sodomy was legalized

57 years since Stonewall

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[gandalfsbignaturals]

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

[gandalfsbignaturals]

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it

[our-queer-experience]

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

My unasked for and half-formed The Boys of Dungeon Lane thoughts because I gotta put them somewhere

As You Lie There is way more about the idea of existing in another person’s thoughts than it is about any particular person or situation, which makes it so funny to me that it’s the only song Paul went out of his way to give a heterosexual explanation for. Maybe because if he had just let the spoken word opening alone people would immediately connect it to documented John stalking behavior and John’s really big bedroom window looking right out onto the sidewalk. Yeah this song is about John, definitely chip shop, ‘saw him on the bus’ era but also the post breakup, ‘does he still like me, does he still think about me?’ mindset. It’s also a bop, in my opinion.

Lost Horizon is 100000% about John. The possibility of their future together, the sense memories that bring him back to life, particularly the early years together. I think this song, along with Days We Left Behind, seems most about the early days of their relationship, but this one is more about the possibility of their life together when it was just beginning, ‘the promise’ *ahem* marriage, and what it might have been. I loved it and I’m not okay.

Days We Left Behind holy shit I’ve been screaming about this song since it dropped. But oh my god I can’t believe he said that they are soulmates and they literally got married.

Ripples in a Pond is very interesting considering Paul has disclosed that it’s about Nancy, and I agree based on my first listen. But it sure is interesting in that context. It’s essentially, ‘thank you for tolerating my never ending gay heartbreak, thank you for agreeing to share your marriage with John and Linda, can’t believe you’re okay with that’ I do think their relationship is really good, but it’s surprising to see Paul being so public about how much of a toll all his baggage could take on a relationship.

Mountain Top is definitely about the Emperor of the Universe LSD night. ‘holy shit this experience is scary but also it’s making us into one being and consciousness which is what we always wanted’ vibes

Down South has me thinking thoughts, because the verses seem very much about George, but the chorus seems VERY much about blowjobs and butt sex, like very intentionally. And then the chorus referencing ‘twist and shout’ and ‘work it out’ points to John. So I genuinely don’t know if Paul is copping to doing gay shit with George when they were young, or if he’s making it about both George and his trip to Paris with John, or maybe Nerk Twins trip, or other journeys he hasn’t disclosed. I’m leaning towards he’s obfuscating on purpose to fuck with us, but I don’t know and it’s lowkey breaking my brain.

We Two is unquestionably, obviously, unabashedly a song about John. [literally it’s the only track styled in John’s handwriting on the album’s track list. Which makes me just.] I’m just. ‘Last night I dreamed of you.’ Fuuuuuuck my life, this is making me rip my hair out. I don’t have anything eloquent to say, other than I’m in PAIN. ‘We’re standing side by side.’ BECAUSE HE CAN ONLY BE SIDE BY SIDE WITH JOHN NOW IN HIS DREAMS. ‘Over and over again, I’ll be in love with you.’ I’m on fire.

Come Inside is Paul fucking with us in the most infuriating way, but I fucking love it. Other folks on here have called this his anthem for the tinhats, and I fully agree. Essentially it’s ’I actually haven’t lied at all, I’ve put it all out there in my songs, if you know what to look for. Also I loooove getting my hole filled with cum, in case you hadn’t picked up on that.

Never Know is another John song, holy shit. Like, all the hits are here. He’s still fucked up about the breakup, he’s still sometimes doubting John’s love for him, he misses him, he still wants to be able to fuck him and hold him. I’m kinda surprised about how much this song seems to be about the physical side of their relationship. And equally about Paul’s struggle to convince John of his commitment. Baby boy is still suffering. HELP HIM. I genuinely love the pan pipes. Let your gay ass freak flag fly Paul!!!

Home to Us is fun, but it doesn’t do much for me. Glad Ringo gets a feature tho.

Life Can Be Hard is another one for Nancy, I think. It’s more of, ‘the shit I’ve gone through has fucked me up and sometimes it makes me hard to handle, but you do make it better, and I love you’ It’s fine, not bad but I would say it’s the one I remember the least of after one listen.

First Star of the Night is more about the trauma of losing the people he’s loved, particularly John and Linda. I would say it’s about them both in equal measure, and about the way he manages to keep them alive in his heart. I did really like this one.

Salesman Saint was interesting. Other folks have mentioned that it was rather dark for a song about his parents, which isn’t surprising considering how hard and complicated Paul’s childhood was, but I was surprised because I had been bracing myself for something more sentimental. Idk, maybe Paul’s been working some shit out in therapy. I appreciate how musically weird this one is, even if I can’t say it’s my favorite.

Momma Gets By was the biggest surprise for me. I was expecting it to be another song about Paul’s parents, even though he’s said in interviews that it’s not. Turns out it is way more about Paul’s relationship with John, the experience of being ‘married’ *ahem* the promise *ahem* to an extremely difficult and sometimes very selfish person, but still loving them and choosing them. Did not expect that, and did not expect another blatant Lennon/McCartney gender play anthem to end the album on. Wow. Gonna sit with that choice for a while.

In conclusion, I loved it. My main takeaway is GAYGAYGAY FUCKING GAY PAIN GAYLONGING GAY COSMIC MARRIAGE THIS MAN IS STILL MARRIED TOJOHN AND TELLING US ALL ABOUT IT FUCK ME

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[depsidase]

[m1ssunderstanding]

"John was 21 -- I think I was 19 -- and he'd got this amazing 21st birthday present of a hundred pounds from his rich uncle in Scotland. So he said 'What are we gonna do?' So I said, 'We could hitchhike. And then you could spend the money as we go, you know.' So we did." -- Paul McCartney, 2026

I LOVE this telling. It's how he tells it in anthology, too.

So John gets a huge pile of money, and immediately it's Paul's money too. He doesn't decide what to do with it on his own and then kindly invite Paul. He doesn't ask Paul "what should I do with it?" He says "what are we gonna do?" As if it's not even a question whether Paul is entitled to half of this windfall. And Paul has an idea and they do it. Just like that. That's not what good buddies do. That's not what you do with the person you're dating. That's what happens in only the strongest and best of marriages.

[catshipper11]

I love that Paul mccartney is still alive and he is doing the best he can but if John were still here, John would have come out about then in the 1990s probably wearing a T- shirt and we definitely wouldn't be playing did they or didn't they in 2026.

[taste-of-h0ney]

John Lennon by Linda McCartney

I've always loved the way Linda captures John with her camera. She takes pictures of him in ways many photographers fails to do in my opinion. The way she portrays him show a glimpse into a relationship that is not talked about a lot and it fascinates me. Since I love them so much, I kinda wanted to store her pictures of him in this post. I for sure haven't found all of them and I'm certain there are many more hidden somewhere in the McCartney archives that remain to be seen. For now, the pictures I managed to find so far are under the cut.

If any of you see any that I missed, don't hesitate to add on this post!! Also let me know if I made a mistake and a picture doesn't belong to Linda. Consider this a mini archive.

Part 2

linda and paul taken by john john taken by linda

[royaltyisshe64]

what is the pipeline?

Hello, dear anon! The Pipeline™ is, in brief, a framework by which I believe we can understand some of Paul's more... volatile and even toxic relationships. It runs from Jim McCartney through John and (hopefully) culminated with HM - with some weird little detours like Francie Schwartz and contributions from George and Ringo and other folks. Basically, what I posit is that Jim's forays into abusive behavior and the ways in which Paul was parentified - or at least positioned in his family unit as a caregiver to, in some respects, "replace" his mother (who I also hypothesize he resembles strongly in overall character, but with the dearth of information about Mother Mary, it's kind of tricky to support this beyond ~vibes~) - set the stage for Paul to not only tolerate but rationalize and accept people he loves treating him poorly, having incredibly high expectations and demands of him, behaving erratically and/or abusively, and the onus being on Paul to "fix" things (or otherwise massage the situation and appease the person) to avoid "punishment". It's why he always thinks he can make people "better" and that that's somehow his job. You can see this behavior throughout his relationships with John and HM in various ways. He excuses other people's behavior while minimizing his own trauma into oblivion and takes it upon himself to compensate for everyone else's shitty childhood, even if doing so is sending Paul himself off the rails into a nervous breakdown.

Here are at least some of my posts about The Pipeline™ - I feel like I started using that tag consistently pretty early on, but it's very possible that this is not a comprehensive collection, lol.

Please feel free to ask follow-up questions, especially if (as I fear) this was not a particularly coherent explanation! My brain still go brrrr a bit bc we got New Album, lmao.

[eggieeggsta]

man it’s only 12:15 am but I feel so…😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 tired…..😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 honk…. Shoooooo…. Honk… shoo… good night everyone!!!!!! Yawn..

[probably-an-alien]