[qr-closet]

wide plank path

[vanity-crossing]

Here’s some dark water paths!✨

[turtles-home-deactivated2026012]

Paxterra water path.

[gardenlyli]

🍓💓

[mayor-cutiecat]

Wooden Path, from meowtown. Since someone asked. 

I swap out the moss panels with the snowy ones in winter. :>

[thedorfmirrin]

More Animal Crossing paths because im addicted and keep attempting to make some that I’ll vagually like

My fav outta these are the daisy planks!

[verastracrossing]

I’m always changing up my town paths and stuff, and recently decided to go with natural dirt paths for majority of it. But I still wanted something around the town hall area and the fountains, so after looking into some qr codes and not finding what I was looking for, I made my own! There are a handful of water paths that have bridges or grates, but usually they only work in one direction. I wanted to make a water path with grates so that you can still see the water flow, but be “able” to walk over it (yes, I know you technically can because it’s just a pattern, but still!).

Kudos to @rainiacrossing for their water pattern tutorial!

[gardenlyli]

Qr paths by me 💞

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[the-awkward-turt]

As someone who has worked in facilities housing highly venomous centipedes, I can assure you that a “centipede in the room” is in fact a Very Big Issue.

[trashboat]

post your stupid as hell animal pics

[valkyri-anna]

My fat idiot son who I love got stuck under a couch

[trashboat]

fantastic. bless his heart. let me see something even stupider

[peachesmelba]

He got stuck between the screen and the window :(

[trashboat]

i fucking live for this

[dont-look-atthis]

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

[twink-on-the-brink]

i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite

[dont-look-atthis]

I approve

You’re officially invited to my Heck The Rules Club^TM that I just made just now

[breathinginthecoke]

The band kids at my school had first block in a seperate building. That building generally turned the intercom down, or off. Once the principal came in and watched our class, as he do, ya know. He was upset that we didn’t do the pledge. So the next day we had to stand and do the pledge. The only person who participated was the teacher. We sat silently. It was a group decision that wasn’t discussed before hand. He said ok. Later that week a petition was delivered to the principal about the pledge and how none of the kids wanted to do that. He doubled down, and told the teacher to send any kid not participating to the office. The following Monday when his policy of sending the kids to the office was in effect the entire band class was matched down to the office.

With our interments.

The principal tried to lecture us and the trumpet players were not having it. The drum major ran us through every song right there in the office.

After that the pledge was optional.

[dont-look-atthis]

(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t

[cydril]

At our school we were not forced to say the pledge but we had to stand with our hand on our heart while it was being recited. Otherwise we were sent to ISS for being ‘disrespectful’.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

broke: supernatural creatures comparing humans to worms, ants or any other insect creatures in a hateful tone

woke: supernatural creatures in awe of the shit humans do/put up with given their limited abilities

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

“wh. what do you mean your limbs dont regenerate. so if you lose one, you just gotta…deal with it?”

“yeah?”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

bespoke: humans making up stupid limitations just to fuck with the supernatural beings

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

Steve, an absolute trashbag who loves to fuck with ppl in general: “Yeah so we as humans aren’t able to injest water during a full moon because of how potent the lunar pull on it is.”

Yveseriel, a Seraphim with 12 eyes and 7 pairs of wings:

[veryfunnymemes]

[leopikah-remade-deactivated2020]

[liamnotpayne]

[laughoutloud-club]

People can be pretty stupid

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

[jacklullaby-deactivated20160130]

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

[jacklullaby-deactivated20160130]

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[aenramsden]

The best part is how smug they all look about it.

[cinnamonrollbucky-deactivated20]

Proof that dress codes are inherently sexist.

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

[paramud]

The hardest drug I can picture John Mulvaney doing is a bottle of tums