The Red Queen at Your service

Hello dolls, I am Caroline,19, and absolutely crazy! My post will be random, and at times strange...... You've been warned~

[decaydog]

[stability]

this is so real (via)

[yoralim-deactivated20190412]

THE SIGHT OF YOUR FRIENDS FILLS YOU WITH warmth.

[neopats]

[redqueen666]

me: *reads fanfics to avoid problems*

me: *closes fanfic because it's not ready to deal with what is happening in the story*

also me: I'm a functional human being

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[redqueen666]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[wastelandfell]

Nichi : Some dynamics of the OT3~

While mtt knows how to calm the angry skeleton, sans loves to tease him more than anything. It usually doesn’t end well…XD

[redlhzz]

의인화~

[risingemini]

What Houses the Signs are in

Gryffindor (brave, courageous, daring): Leo, Aries, Aquarius

Ravenclaw (smart, tactful, hardworking): Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

Slytherin (sly, cunning, intelligent): Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Hufflepuff (underdog, sweet, kind): Libra, Cancer, Pisces

[weloveshortvideos]

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[vinesnow]

[randomfandomteacher]

Unmute this shit

[trans-mouse]

This vine is very close to perfect.

[luunytoonz]

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

[unholydevilhost]

roflpancakes

[dojacat]

When you realize you’re about to die out and join the other memes

[iverbz]

This meme is too self aware

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[parkistan]

Throwback to this iconic tweet

[cmyk256]

[numburs-deactivated20181016]

papapapapapapapapapapap

[necropants]

@monochromeskys @ninatastic

[redqueen666]

Sonic is that you?