Whatever I Say

[fromcydonia]

[unclefather]

“Hit him, Craig. For the insurance money” 

[sandandglass]

[fymodernfamily]

[kyoniichan]

She punched her so hard, her fucking subtitles went with her.

[yaaaskuza]

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

[angelphile]

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

[pamplemoose-deactivated20170521]

They sell them at Target

[eternalblumenkraft]

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

[theguilteaparty]

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

[jordyngryphon]

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

[splendidcolor]

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

[snarkie]

I want to own all of these, forming a cheeky rainbow in my medicine cabinet.

[honeybee-bi]

They sell them at Cvs too and they are on point

[2oulle22-lover]

OH MY GOD SO I WENT TO LOOK AND

SO I CLICKED ONE

AND IT TURNED INTO THIS

AND YOU CAN GRAB THE BANANA AND

BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER - YOU CAN LEAVE THE BANANA AND MOVE THE BAGEL INSTEAD

EQUALITY IN FOOD PORN I’M SO HAPPY

AND THEN I SAW THIS

AND I WAS LIKE WTF I HAVE TO SEE THE SOLUTION FOR THIS ONE

SO I ENTERED A CRAP NAME AND HIT THE BUTTON AND

AND THEN

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC I AM GOING OUT AND BUYING EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT THEY OFFER HOLY SHIT

[smolboisid]

BUT THEN LIKE

I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT DID

THEN

I AM SCREAMING

[morbidology]

This mysterious “chicken church” is located in the middle of the Indonesian jungle. The abandoned building itself is quite bizarre but even more bizarre is the fact that there are 12 underground chambers.

[thatsthat24]

The world is filled with such wonderful things.

[breastforce]

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

[redrosesword]

What if....how many pregnancy tests you took determined how many babies you have...

[bad1dimagines]

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?

[radiantvamp-deactivated20181217]

this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.

[ayoutuberobsession]

he looks so happy!

[elosilla]

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[sizvideos]

Jimmy Fallon asked his audience to tweet what they would buy if they win the Superball lottery with the hashtag #IfIWonPowerball - Full video

[tragicinsanity]

The reptilian overlords are finally coming to take over the east coast

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face