command gold? don't know her

your local red shirt and a simp for blue shirts. a ds9 stan on a mission to rewatch tos, tng, and watch voyager for the first time Non-Sci-fi blog: @goldoriole

[feyspeaker]

💫🪐no Shepard without Vakarian (this is the mini for this month's print club!)

[sirnoblesquid]

Mr. Princess

I have nothing else to say

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Star Trek (2009) directed by J.J. Abrams

[obliviousmelon]

headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)

[libraflyter]

I love the idea of Ferengi traditions that are both ha-ha capitalism but also create a functioning culture that’s more than a metaphor.

[thecottageinthedark]

[datasoong47]

So, this is related to a headcanon I have. There's a kind of ritual sale of childhood goods as part of the Ferengi coming-of-age, which was featured in an episode of DS9. The ostensible purpose is to raise capital for the young Ferengi male. But, like, if the Ferengi were approaching this in their usual capitalistic mindset, you wouldn't really get much from what's basically a glorified garage sale

My headcanon is that it is the accepted practice to buy those goods at much higher prices than you would normally pay, serving as a culturally acceptable way of effectively giving financial support

[shiroikabocha]

Oh I love these, especially because of the spoken and unspoken meta-traditions around the tradition! Maybe they work similarly to the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing in human marriage ceremonies. Everyone at a human wedding understands you’re not actually supposed to say anything at that point, it’s just a formality—but you see characters do it all the time in literature and entertainment, because it makes for such a juicy plot twist.

I bet “newborn gets purchased by evil jealous ex-business partner” is a classic plot hook in Ferengi soap operas. It’s their version of getting sold to One Direction.

[minty-apricot]

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine "Invasive Procedures"

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine "Invasive Procedures"

[wulfhalls]

DUNE: PART THREE dir. Denis Villeneuve

[seizethegay420]

[legionofpotatoes]

Normandy's Ascent

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in the pale moonlight..........

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Obi Wan Kenobi by Adam Hughes

[tanthius]

The funniest part of DS9's Civil Defense is that there were so many pre-recorded messages. Like Dukat thought a slave revolt was so likely he took the time to pre-record a bunch of messages about it. But better than that is Legate Kell thought Dukat losing control of the station and trying to flee was so likely that he took the time to record a message telling Dukat to stop being a coward.

Like how many other pre-recorded messages were just chilling in DS9's computer?

[thecactifindahome]

[aphrostiel]

they got whale plushies before leaving san francisco

[pippinstook]

oh sisko i love u like how u love basebal...

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Star Trek The Next Generation "Skin of Evil"

[annarcana]