nanny ashtoreth

hello! im just using this to post my art and make friends!! theres no real criteria for what i'll post... but i like toh, helluva boss, marvel, gomens and dmc. there'll definitely be random shows that appear too... 👊😝

[redtail-100]

stolitz sillies!!

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[glumdelay]

Look at my demon bruh i’m going to hell 💔

[redtail-100]

fem jax anyone? i have no idea what to call her, but isn't she lovely?

[dalliancekay]

Yes, I am angry about the needless destruction of Aziraphale and Crowley's beautiful relationship.

But I'm also mad that Anathema got killed after spending her life in hope of stopping the Armageddon that was foretold.

I'm mad that Adam who of his own free will decided to reject his Satan father never reached adulthood.

I'm mad that Pepper never got to fight for feminism and be a mother as she expected.

I'm mad because yes, there should have been another kiss, why does my favourite love story have only one that's painful?

I'm mad that Maggie and Nina and Max and their partner and Mr Brown and his hopeless crush got evaporated for no reason.

I'm mad because Gabriel owed Aziraphale help and proper thanks.

I'm mad because Muriel deserved to learn and not be shown as a brainless puppet who is dim and cheerful but cannot grasp what is really going on.

I'm mad because not one character in my favourite series got a happy ending apart from the main villain who got exactly what they wanted. And some strangers seemed happy too. Which is nice for them I suppose.

I'm mad because Dagon deserved to climb out of Hell and go, you know what, forget Heaven's stupid offices, I'm off to Tau Ceti e to check out the fumes I've heard of.

I'm mad because Aziraphale deserved a hug and thanks for everything he did and how he held off Second Coming.

I'm mad because Crowley deserved to actually be free of the sides he despised for so long.

I'm mad because Agnes Nutter didn't die so the Earth would evaporate 7 years after her book came to a close.

I'm mad because Eric deserved to become the chameleon acting face of generation suspected of being Dorian Gray.

I'm mad because Joshua deserved to confront his mother over a sacrifice that brought so much suffering into the world.

I'm mad because Metatron owed us an explanation.

I'm mad because that final scene was so stupid and painful and the set up looked so good.

I'm mad because they made Michael into a suicidal fundametalist.

I'm mad because GO3 lost all the whimsy and satire.

I'm mad because God deserved to be evaporated not the Universe.

[mucus-membraine]

vrgil

[420technoblazeit]

really love that every time they cut to frank he was doing some bullshit. hits peter with an armored car and tells him to stop whining. lives in an abandoned ship with 20 booby traps like a maniac and thinks that's normal. brought a gun to a hulk and telepath fight and genuinely thought that would be enough. sees hundreds of people get frozen by jean's psychic powers and sets up a sniper gun on a roof because he's not gonna let that stop him. i have to respect the hustle

[wordfather]

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

[celestiallyineffable]

"Corporate would like you to find all the differences in these statements."

Anthony J Crowley: I would like to spend—mmmm

The Doctor: Rose Tyler, I—

THEY'RE THE SAME THING!!!

*screaming, crying, throwing up**

[sapphiresaphics]

I wonder how many people understand that these are two separate things happening in different times. One is Caine coming more and more into existence and discovering the obsolete unused brain scans, and the other is Caine gaining access to the random WiFi hotspot that just appeared temporarily (as they often do) nearby. They’re both moments of self discovery which is why we cut back and forth between them, but they are undoubtedly not happening at the same time.

I worry people might think these are congruent events and be confused why Scratch suddenly appears in the circus but is never seen again afterwards. That was them showing how Caine used his powers to figure out how to use the brain scans. It was a flashback. And it’s juxtaposed to him using his powers to learn more about the outside world and about the remaining circus members.

[bon-bonsai]

Nightmares + Subconscious thoughts

I wonder if they saw each other during the great war

SONG: Too Little, Too late by Laufey

[bon-bonsai]

Happy pride month to everyone! and to my fav genderfluid, agender; demon and angel.

[pinniposting]

HAPPY PRIDE!!

via

[nearlywitxh]

an older version of me...........who said that?

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!