-- " i'm ok, sorry. i'll be careful. "
-- " talk to me again and i'll kick your ass. "
-- " it's not you, i'm bad luck. "
-- " my tee shirt is stuck to my sweater, isn't it? "
-- " is that your natural hair color? "
-- " won't we get into some sort of trouble for this? "
-- " she is one of the dumbest girls you'll ever meet. "
-- " she knows everything about everyone. "
-- " she's the queen bee, the star. "
-- " one time she punched me in the face. it was awesome. "
-- " is your muffin buttered? "
-- " is he bothering you? "
-- " she's not interested. do you wanna have sex with him? "
-- " wait, sit down. seriously, sit down. "
-- " why don't I know you? "
-- " so you agree you think you're really pretty. "
-- " so fetch! "
-- " on wednesdays we wear pink. "
-- " she's fabulous but she's evil. "
-- " do you have anything pink? "
-- " I've only ever had one other crush in my life. "
-- " if you break any of these rules you can't sit with us. "
-- " whatever, i'm getting cheese fries. "
-- " ex boyfriends are like off limits to friends. "
-- " it'll be our little secret. "
-- " get in loser were going shopping. "
-- " you cannot do that. that's social suicide. "
-- " do you think i'm an idiot? "
-- " wow, your house is really nice! "
-- " there are no rules in this house. "
-- " do you even know who sings things? "
-- " if you're gonna drink I'd rather you do it in the house. "
-- " those bitches! "
-- " oh hey guys, what's up! I didn't know you work here. "
-- " well, this has been sufficiently awkward. "
-- " come on she's never gonna find out. "
-- " I know your secret. "
-- " I can talk to him for you if you want. "
-- " but wait, aren't you so mad at ___ for telling me? "
-- " I can't believe you think I like attention! "
-- " i'm mouse, duh. "
-- " why are you dressed so scary? "
-- " can I get you something to drink? "
-- " what are you doing? you broke up with me. "
-- " why would I break up with you? you're so hot. "
-- " your hair looks sexy pushed back. "
-- " she's so pathetic. "
-- " why are you so obsessed with me? "
-- " love ya! " *kiss* *kiss*
-- " well, you're a good tutor. "
-- " why do you like her? "
-- " she's cheating on you! "
-- " I was half a virgin when I met him! "
-- " nobody understands me. "
-- " I can put my whole fist in my mouth.. wanna see! "
-- " you guys need anything? snacks? a condom? "
-- " if someone said something bad about you you'd want me to tell you right? "
-- " oh my god, she's so annoying. "
-- " I can't go out, i'm sick. "
-- " boo, you whore. "
-- " you can't sit with us! "
-- " fine, you can walk home bitches! "
-- " I love that shirt on you. "
-- " I like invented her! "
-- " hey, i've been looking for you everywhere. "
-- " you dirty little liar! "
-- " buddy, you're not pretending anymore! "
-- " you know what, it's not my fault you're like in love with me or something! "
-- " you are a mean girl! you are a bitch! "
-- " I want my pink shirt back! "
-- " I don't wanna be punished for being well liked. "
-- " can you pick me up? i'm scared. "
-- " i'm sorry people are so jealous of me. "
-- " wait, I didn't mean for that to happen! "
-- " i'm trying this new thing where I don't talk about people behind their backs. "
-- " so are we still in a fight? "
-- " are you still an asshole? "