goose

22 - she/her

[spiceyourdongers]

Sorry no consistent theme here we're blogging minute to minute second to second even. The situation is dynamic

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[segamascott]

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[regulargoose]

Think I might need to get a new phone soon guys </3.... I can feel her life force ebbing

[samreich]

six seasons and a movie?

[fitzlovedcomplex]

Something that makes me really, extremely sad is how throughout the Farseer Trilogy there are moments where Fitz truly acts like a prince and you can see just how good of a king he could have been. The instances where he takes control, becomes Sacrifice, and does all he can for what is right. It makes me even sadder that Verity wanted that for him. That Verity wanted him to hold the throne until his son could, because he knew he could do it. And it just never happened. So many what ifs in FitzChivalry’s life. I mourn for him.

[justsomeguycore]

starting to think some of us are too good at “do it alone”. maybe we should try “do it with someone we’re not already 100% sure we’d be really great friends with just to build a potential towards that friendship”

[alittlepraise]

who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say “wooowwww” and “they look so cute” at every fish

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[januaryhoney]

growing up is an endless process of me looking back at younger versions of myself and being like…. wow she was so young. but look how well she did with what she knew

[dyke-ave]

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[lumsel]

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same