Sounds-of-Success

In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is considered a rebellious act

[lolnothanksfam]

US Mens team playing so bad they got me out here agreeing with Carli Lloyd 😭

[beardedmrbean]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beanarie]

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

[manapeer]

[myspace]

These were the original infinity stones

[everythingfox]

He’s retrieving

[r0zeclawz]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[daenerys-targaryen]

no one gets her (fictional character perceived by millions) like me

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[thememedaddy]

[spcecowboyyy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[curioscurio]

[cumaeansibyl]

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

[wordfather]

your honor i was just furthering the plot