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[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[rukafais]

so square enix’s dumbass president has decided he wants to get into NFTs! I would strongly suggest you tell him politely how you feel about this (politely, bc the support staff who have to take emails have nothing to do with the CEO) by sending messages through their various support sites .

Additionally, if you play XIV, I’d suggest canceling your subscription. As much as I love the game and dev team, it’s an easy way to express your displeasure in a way that they will notice if it gets big enough: through money.

[reigniting-defiant-heart]

Welp guess I'm boycotting square now

[puz62]

[nahidasn]

This is me as well 😍😍

[typemoonconfessions]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[puz62]

[bannedtags]

Does putting a period at the end of a tag work as a bypass? I've seen ppl doing it and have done so myself but i don't have an ios device to see if it works

OH MY GOD IT WORKS

THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCK US OVER PROPERLY

[bannedtags]

all along, it was a ploy to make us use punctuation

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[alethiaii]

This makes me feel old. 

[seraphex]

not leaving this site until it gets deleted

[seraphex]

if apple wants me and my penis jokes to die so badly then they can come and shoot me point blank but until then im gonna be sticking around

[powerbottomblake]

big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its users

[powerbottomblake]

the staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed site

us, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna:

[akampana]

he bring gift.

[gravesecret]

Our days will become brighter again.

[natalieironside]

Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

[natalieironside]

literally illegal and a crime against me personally (which is the worst kind of crime) for a man to be that perfect

[bixbythemartian]

no sorry

it was Evelyn Carnahan (later, O’Connell) from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

Ardeth Bay provided some very helpful contributions, however, it must be said.

[sablefroggy]

May I offer Brendan Fraser from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)?

I had a crush on allllll 3 of them ngl. I watched at a later date than most being smol at the time of release but it stands

[natalieironside]

[dovesndecay]

On their way to bi your sexuality

[fgodestinyawakenings]

Random enemy mob: What is this?

Gudao, carrying Mini Cu-chan: Oh this? This is a small, living plush toy from the Cu Chulainn Squad.

[wizardpotions]

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

[fgodestinyawakenings]

Solomon (Romani): A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Merlin: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Caster Gilgamesh: A realist sees a freight train.

Goetia & Oberon-Vortigern: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks.

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

yellow is generally the population’s least favourite colour which is interesting to me. i have a theory that yellow is generally more appealing to people the Less saturated and deep it is, the more warm and less cool it is, and that faded pale yellow is more pleasing to the eye than mustard. can you all participate in a casual experiment and tag or reply with which shade you like best from this yellow shade chart. i’m hypothesising daffodil will be popular as an answer

[scholaroftrivia]

I’m gonna go with honey here.