Blog of the Wretched Frog

What is up nerds. Hi. Hello. I am Rana, 22, and I'm into Vocaloid, Pokemon, and old men. I might be the least professional/advertiser-friendly blog you will meet. Thank you for understanding.

[chromaticabrasions]

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i hate her. i hate her so bad.

[chromaticabrasions]

i can’t stand how much i love this woman

[nueuhell]

Just a little Hira Gnome selling his wares to pay his mushroom rent.

Why don't you purchase some of his snacks?

[laserwalnut]

DOOFUS

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[rearte2]

by Mika Tajima, 2020

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 2

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Sid

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[small-witch-big-hat]

Who does it for you?

Jar Jar Binks

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Any minion

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 9

[beemovieerotica]

Who does it for you?

Gene the emoji from the Emoji Movie

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 10

[williamshamspeare]

Fuck it. Vore day only happens once a year, might as well do something for the occasion

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[smileinyourface73]

[albertnatural]

imagine getting to watch family feud in there with him

[angelnumber27]

Okay but who is him

[albertnatural]

bitch………That’s Brain !

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[sycamorality]

i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude

?????

[sycamorality]

i named the wolf your ask

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