art is not what I create, what I create is chaos

cold cash devine

[fuks]

[fozzie]

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

[fozzie]

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

[prissy-alt-deactivated20170428]

[myvintageanime]

[spinals]

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[moredevilthanjoy]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[tamper]

[love]

[aboutalcholism]

[unbrockenwings-deactivated20131]

[did-you-know]

If, for some reason, Johnny Depp became unavailable to star in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Tim Burton’s second choice was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Source Source 2

[brachial-saur-blog]

This, right here, is the reason time travel will be invented.

[wordsthat-speak]

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life.

The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao (Junot Diaz)

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phallicdebauchery]

@dundermifflinscranton

[yoursummerdreamz]

[ponderation]

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