Life's a social experiment.

[loverofpiggies]

Gwen <3

My Etsy!

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[reiverphilosophy]

I'm here because it is an empty void into which I may scream. Thanks for killing your site, Tumblr corpos afraid of nipples. If the one person who frequented this place I cared about saw this. I wish you well. But I am here to lament. Be sad. Angry. And above all impotently frustrated with reality.

[citree]

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

[citree]

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

[wewetkes]

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

[citree]

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

[neldu-nak]

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

[sabrerine911]

Love in the battlefield(For Honor) SO,a few days ago I had this shipping idea between my mains Fem Berserker and male Warden and I had this headcannon thing going that they worked together and they fell in love for eachother(without any confessing until this thing).The Warden felt the need to confess his love to explain why he picks to die by her hand instead of striking the one he loves while the Berserker is in absolute conflict cause she was barely able to convince herself to fight him in the first place and his words broke her(going against her viking ways and following her feelings is not something she is a fan of). This idea has been haunting me all night yesterday so instead of sleeping today I did this whole overdramatic thing XD. From 12 am to 7am.Writing and art is very unpolished but I dont care,was on the inspiration wave and I took it.(plus making romantic content is always therapeutic considering I never had any romance in my life so far XD)

Altho Im planning to do more with them Im still interested to know if you are interested in seeing more of Warden Armond and Berserker Hivelli.

[sabrerine911]

Reblogging at a more decent hour so It can get more attention.(look it might not be great but Im proud of it dammit XD)

[sabrerine911]

Warden Armond face reveal(For Honor) A prequel piece to the “Love in the Battlefield” sketchy 4 page comic I did earlier. Wanted to do this mostly cause I wanted to have an unmasked version of the Warden for whenever I decide to make some lovy-dovy kissing pieces between the Warden and the Berserker XD

[sabrerine911]

Reblogging at a more decent hour so It can get more attention.

[sabrerine911]

Warden Armond and Lawbringer Ezekiel confrontation(For Honor) Since I have a huge love for the Lawbringer(Both as a class and as the “Daubeny!” meme,wich is my fav for honor meme) I made this.Just to clarify this “order” is something like the Blackstone legion,not reffered to the Knights as a whole. This was an absolute mess to do(really rushed,during the middle of the night and very compressed XD).At this point Im just happy Im done with this XD

[sabrerine911]

A Berserker in love(For Honor) Felt like doing something on Berserker Hillevy’s side this time around.With the viking bois and gals being my favorites of For Honor and all XD. Chronologically this could be either set during their temporary alliance or after the “Love in the battlefield” 4 page comic honestly

[sabrerine911]

Berserker Hillevy and Warlord Raoul confrontation(For Honor)Ah finally was able to make the event that mirrors the Armond and Ezekiel confrontation moment.And here I introduce to you another addition to the cast! Warlord Raoul, an uncle figure to Hillevy(altho not biological). Ugh,ended up not sleeping tonight to finish this(good luck reading this mess XD).Ill prolly sleep in till late in the afternoon today. Funny fact:When I first started For Honor I was adamant that my favorite classes would end up being the Raider and the Valkyrie but after a week I can say that Berserker and Warlord became easily my top favs XD

[reiverphilosophy]

[catchymemes]

[yyhthepfiles]

good lord

[reiverphilosophy]

Reminder. Wolves are big.

[toniins]

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

[ironwoman359]

Oh my god

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

you’re doing the lord’s work OP

[the-v-gees]

Imma watch this later

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

THE UNDERTALE ONE

[klubbhead]

The fucking whale one had me hollerin 😂

[pixie-mage]

The one with the car and the brass gets me every. Damn. Time.

[danurso]

Jaune: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend pyrrha nikos.

Pyrrha: *nervously waves* hi.

Jaune: she's the girl who has been training me since i got into beacon, she's an amazing warrior, she's also really smart, fun and kind.

Pyrrha: *with a light blush* i-im not all that.

Irina: *sigh* my god, what a bad taste.

Alexander: she's right, couldn't you find anyone better?

Jaune: hey! Just so you know pyrrha is the most amazing girl in the world and i love her!

Irina: im sorry sweetie, but we were talking to her.

Alexander: *nods*

Jaune: . . .

Pyrrha: . . .

Jaune: . . .

Pyrrha: . . .i think now i know where your low self-esteem comes from.

Jaune: well, they're not wrong to be honest.

Pyrrha: *hugging him tightly* no! You won't start thinking so low about yourself again! I won't let you!

Irina: yup, definitelly too good for him.

Alexander: *nods*

Jaune: *muffled* yes she is.

Pyrrha: Please stop! You're not helping!

[reiverphilosophy]

Movin' Day

Tumblr refuses to return free speech to it's users. Remove app from homescreen. Put Twitter where it used to be. If you want to summarily purge a filthy group from a medium, start with people that spread hate in its truest form rather than depictions of love. Y' assbackwards knucklefuckers.

[secrettunnelyeah]

when you’re in the bathroom and you hear your cat destroying everything

[secrettunnelyeah]

why

[reiverphilosophy]

Well, obviously, he panicked.

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[reiverphilosophy]

Plot twist so hard I got whiplash.

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[reiverphilosophy]

I am the youngest. I drink what could generously be called a war crime with how concentrated it is. My brother who is 9 years my senior only drinks coffee with a pack of hot chocolate mixed in.