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folklore | July 24, 2020

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[thememedaddy]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[undead-knick-knack]

Loving the different vibes entering these major battles

[tlirsgender]

I resent christmas as the most obnoxious annual instance of christian hegemony but I do enjoy what it does for the white haired bear community

[tlirsgender]

Christmas is a symbol of many things I hate but at least every fat old man gets to put on a red jacket and say hehe

[chekhovs-tantrum]

Famously they actually say hoho

[defectivegembrain]

Typically there is a third ho

[tlirsgender]

Well the notes are about 50% people saying they desire santa claus carnally so finding a third ho won't be an issue

[grayintogreen]

The Mighty Nein really are the “tonight we cancel the apocalypse” party, because that is the attitude of the patently insane and patently hypercompetent in ways that are too insane to be real and yet WORK. VM have Big Justice League energy. They’re saving the world by the book. They’re very much the epitome of their classes. This is not a knock. They are good at what they do, but their flair is extremely straightforward. Percy is gonna shoot fifty times a round. Keyleth is gonna archdruid her little heart out. Grog’s gonna smash. Scanlan is gonna sing a little song. That’s them! We like that for them! But it is very straightforward clock in/clock out heroism. They have day jobs now.

I’m not gonna be unfair to BH right now because I think they haven’t really figured out their niche yet and are constantly stuck in the mindset of not actually being heroes and being, and I say this out of love for their stupid little faces, selfish little turds. We might get a better idea later on when we come back to them as high level adventurers after how they shake out here, but so far they’re somewhere in the middle. A little Suicide Squad-y.

The M9 on the other hand are not clock in/clock out heroes. They’re barely heroes. They get told something could be a threat and they deal with it and they won’t just kill you, they will EMBARRASS you. They will act like you’re nothing and bet on fight outcomes mid-combat, call you names, hit you with lollipops and dicks, turn you into a fruit bat, whatever they have to. They’ll ruin your action economy, stun you, whatever. Not only did they come to stop you, you’ll be shamed so hard that your Lich won’t even want to rise again to seek vengeance because you know they’ll do it again. They’re canceling the apocalypse not because the one doing it is dead, but because they’re so demoralized there’s no gong forward. When the Mighty Nein come for your plans, your plans DO NOT survive because they’ve had dicks drawn all over them.

[princeoftherunaways]

#it’s just that the Nein are BRUTALLY efficient extremely insane and love embarrassing their enemies

[otterlyart]

Table to Screen: Episode 81 - What Lies beneath the Surface

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hang man is a pretty disturbing kid’s game considering it’s about a man getting executed if your diction isn’t good enough

[nonbinary-adhd]

adhd is so fucked up if i dont pause my video and open another app at least once every 5 minutes ill die

[pocketgalaxies]

vex, to scanlan who polymorphed into a crow: do you want to pop out of that? can you pop back in? one caw for yes, two caws for no.

scanlan: *silent, looks around and avoids eye contact*

sam: can i understand her?

matt: you can understand her

sam: i’m just fucking with her, then

[pocketgalaxies]

matt: orc attacking trinket now

laura: no!

matt: with advantage

laura: no!!

matt: 16 to hit?

laura: haHA!

[nott-gay]

“No, the Mythcarver. It’s a legendary long sword. The incredible silver blade once belonged to the White Duke himself...”

“...and many more bards before him.”

“It resonates with nearby musical tones. It acts . . .”

His face journey really is the “I sleep. REAL SHIT?” meme

[itsallaboutthebirds86]

Grog Strongjaw: *kills a man by ripping his leg off and stabbing him in the crotch with a bloodthirsty sword*

Grog Strongjaw not five minutes later: *gets down on his knees to be at eye level with a little girl and tells her she’s very brave and asks if she perhaps has seen his best friend’s grandfather*

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[depsidase]