good thoughts

lauren. 24. all of us are better when we are loved.

[carnival-phantasm]

[hollowboobtheory]

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

[hplyrikz]

“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”

— Ernest Hemingway (via hplyrikz)

[purplebuddhaproject]

“I’m slowly learning that some people aren’t good for me, no matter how much I love them.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[purplebuddhaproject]

“When it’s over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[sandmandaddy69]

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

[toastbutteregg]

THIS

[isnt]

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[unbotheredmuse]

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[catchymemes]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[celadon-joestar]

ICONIC POST OMG

[meepmoopmaap]

@the-haiku-bot can you pass the Turing test?

[amingethia]

No no you have to ask like this

Haiku bot, we have a question for you. Can you pass the Turing test?

@the-haiku-bot

[lunarloafofbread]

This is how its done

Can you pass the turing test

Hey, @the-haiku-bot ?

[the-haiku-bot]

Haiku bot, we have

a question for you. Can you

pass the Turing test?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astrodael]

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

[newbyoes]