[scorebug]

ken griffey jr + all them horses by noah kahan

[yyink]

Theres something special about ColtCole and their team work.

Enter the so cute audio please

[blueharlems]

some important info for the people out there: cal raleigh gave birth to the entire mariners rotation

[scorebug]

colt emerson’s first major league hit is a 3 run home run :3

[playoffsides]

[teddywesworl]

wow………………

[frenemieswithmydoubt]

no one can say that the Mets aren’t funny as fuck

[parabolabear]

"If you can't handle me at my 12 game losing streak, you don't deserve me at my 10-run 12th inning comeback." - Mrs. Met on her finsta probably

[martyrbat]

monstrilio – gerardo sámano córdova

[TEXT: Our son died before the dogwood pushed out its first flower, a bloom so simple with four white petals and a burst of yellow-green in the center—a beginner’s flower. I believed that flower was my son reincarnated. One believes the stupidest things in grief. I spoke to the flower and called it my son. And then I laughed because how ridiculous—how cruel, really—it would have been if my son was reincarnated as something so ephemeral, frail, and beautiful. I killed that first bloom with one swoop of my hand. Dead again, my son could become something else: the shell of a tortoise, strong and ancient, or a hideous fanged creature deep in the sea where he’d see wonders even he could’ve never imagined.]

[wodniars-void]

Baseball is so so unserious. The mariners broadcast took a solid minute to slowly reveal a picture of broadcaster Aaron Goldsmith photoshopped to be bald. And then pan around the stadium focusing on bald people in the audience. WHILE the mariners were batting

[release-th-kraken]

everyone in the dugout celebrating so big for cal breaking his hit drought oughh my goodness 🥹🥹🥹

[release-th-kraken]

can someone clip that clip of canzone HAHAHAHAHA

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

coach jess is leaving. probably because she's been blocked from advancing beyond a development coach role here, imo. assistant coaches move to get promotions a lot (like lambert, in fact...)

seeing the misogynists rejoice and blame her for everything is making me a bit sick. also, a lot of what they're on about had nothing to do with her, so they're ignorant about the team in addition to hating women. figures.

then there's the benevolent sexism of people theorizing that she'll be a pwhl head coach after the statement explicitly said that she's exploring other nhl opportunities. 🙄

anyway, her skill as a coach will be sorely missed. matty especially is a much better skater than he was before she got here.

[horsefangg]

do they know what they've done

[release-th-kraken]

George's smile in his photo for this year ^_^ oh my goodness

[urie]

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

[defend-the-deep]

04/06/2026: "alarming" was the word that vince used to describe seeing that he wouldn't play with lars tonight

vince dunn post-game interview

[release-th-kraken]

brendan donovan's lil neck scarf 😮‍💨

[release-th-kraken]

CHEWING ON HIM