main blog idk

main blog - just whatever  - she/her

[milanesa42]

the reason I will never be allowed to have sex with my friends is because I want to have sex with my friends

[dogpuppy]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[wilted]

[kosmogrl]

[deadgenerations]

I really hate that for some reason the narrative became that women fought to join the workforce rather than women fought to have the same jobs for the same pay as men instead of being relegated to labour considered to be lesser and explicitly disallowed from many roles and professions. fuck off and die.

[hungwy]

[televisionenjoyer]

cómo es esto que me cuentan de que hay un país en europa que se llama "portugal" en el que se habla brasilero??? no está bueno mentir con esas cosas chicos

[theartloca]

Making something gruesome for day 2 will become a tradition at this point :'

Day 2 ready! A Giant Oarfish merman washed upon the shore... A bad omen, some may say.

[birdwarde]

Happy World Oceans day! 🌊

[yanguang]

[lizholmes]

oh he would have loved having a blog

[savouryduck]

Official Siku Quanshu Post!

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This post has been Certified as a Treasure by the Old Man of Ten Great Campaigns!

[links to his carrd and askbox]

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[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[messygoku]

puppyplay pero hago de fatiga

[milanesa42]

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[elbiotipo]

Postpone important work conversations surely nothing will go wrong with postponing important work conversations