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addisyn • i love dogs • libra • 24

[lakesbian]

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

[infamouslydorky]

It still fascinates me how DJ is short for Disc Jockey, as if to ride the waves of music like a stallion

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[ghostclvb]

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

[shartgod420]

Let's say, hypothetically, I did the monster mash, and for the sake of argument let's say it was a graveyard smash

[dreamyfreakout]

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

[hydrogenbymoon]

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

[furryprovocateur]

mario is a woman and just really butch

[tapmcshoe]

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[chilewithcarnage]

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

[chilewithcarnage]

way to go jackass

[kinsey3furry300]

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

[breadussy-deactivated20240423]

lust

[fang11803]

That was Rango

[eclogues]

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

[eclogues]

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[anphivenas]

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[pisboy]

who else here thinking about chicken strisps

[thepope]

Good post OP

[75orchids]

good shit OP

[zsnes]

good post OP

[hollowtones]

i love you very much OP

[pisboy]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[iicraft505]

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

[iicraft505]

[iicraft505]

@chai-cow-ski

[bricky-b]

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

[circleturk]

[heidelbro]

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

[tuxankhamun]

sheep things i imagine

[heidelbro]

debatable

[tuxankhamun]

sheep installed on dog hardware

[heidelbro]

wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will