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Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

#coworker once asked me if Boston was in Michigan #same guy asked who was president first #Lincoln or JFK #don’t be that guy

castigatedcast

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

im here to give you my condolences for watching that bat-shall-not-be-named movie. may time make its weight in our consciences lesser, or even better let us forget its blasted existence

Thank you 🙏 If you’ve seen it too, I’m so sorry. But yes, let us hope that one day we’ll forget about it.

#I was hoping to purge it #hence /that/

radicalgraff

"ICE Agents are Murderers"

Seen in Mexico City

aurumacadicus

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

captainclickycat

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

#like is that not the point?

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#currently writing porn based on porn based on a TV show based on a comic #this may be the worst thing I’ve ever done #but I also think it will be even funnier if I do it really well #🫡 wish me luck

triangleguy

#used to work in a clothing store #we would act like the fitting rooms were sound prof and whenever a customer went in one #we would just go back to talking our usual nonsense #reader they were not soundproof #one time we were planning our own funerals #one of my coworkers said he wanted his to be ‘county fair style’#suffice to say #when the guy came out of the fitting room #he had questions

peony-pearl

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

peony-pearl

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

#did heroin that one time

mysharona1987

ravioliet

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

probablily

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

ancientbread

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

#im good at putting sunscreen on my face #my arms and shoulder that see just as much sun during the summer?#do not get nearly as much protection

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#once again smashed alone in my room #trying to finish writing superbat porn #I have work tomorrowwwww #publishing on ao3 is more inpenant thn sleeping #intortante #important #did I mention I’m drunk?

yesterdaysprint

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917

synthetic-ultramarine

as a child I saw princess leia and miss piggy and princess fiona on my vhs tapes and i thought, okay so part of being a woman is like, attacking people. That's an important part of femininity.

#and you were right

garlicbunny

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

thornethenorn

#art

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