I Came To Slay, Literally And Metaphorically

Hello amazing people I'm Jasmine and a long time ago I made my name on social media Renee. If you want to talk my ask box and my messages are always open. If you need anything tagged please tell me. Cis female she/her and since it's Tumblr and people care, I'm ace and bi romantic 15 years old

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[a-guy-or-something]

N I C E

[a-guy-or-something]

Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

I’m invested

[blueplanettrash]

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[konigstigerr]

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

[carnival-phantasm]

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

[andhumanslovedstories]

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

[inkbomberfghjk-deactivated20230]

bold of you to assume i know how to kiss a human mouth

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[bambilionfluff]

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

[the-real-skye]

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

[egberts]

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

[theflowers-andthebees]

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

[knifefightscene]

i have never watch riverdale in my life but this out of context screenshots are why we need to oppresse riverdale fans (x)

[warframe]

little known fact but riverdale was actually made by filming a train wreck at 10000 frames per second and passing it through an image generator

[transpeterafterdark]

Some of you have never known the epic highs and lows of high-school football and it shows 

[justice4artpop-deactivated20180]

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

[mrfeetlvr]

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

[godiscrazy-deactivated20190714]

[alaskas-bowlegs]

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

[saiasus]

[demisatyr]

this post is a mess

[valtsv]

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

[valtsv]

me trying to be interested in anything in the middle of a Depressive Episode™:

[under-the-arch]

[under-the-arch]

[memepants]

[quibbs]

keep a framed photo of someone u hate for motivation

[guud-night]

I don’t play Overwatch but whatever. She’s HOT

[artkitt-creations-deactivated20]

Bad habits

Original comic: https://twitter.com/Garfield/status/1025018155415076865 

Moira is technically not wrong

[venusvangard]

silly comic I drew for #moicyweek and never got to post on here!

[ohnoafterlaughs]

A few doodles from the past two days…