All We See Or Seem Is But A Dream Within A Dream

Say perhaps to drugs.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[wilwheaton]

[bangooza]

When I see a straight girl “looking for friends” on Grindr:

[eccentricelgance]

Um I was on Grindr and this happened

[cashiercomplaints]

[meanplastic]

[whatshell]

[spoon-fresh]

Isabelle said fuck work

[susanoomon]

[greelin]

“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

[alexander]

IM CRYING OMFG I ACTUALLY MADE THIS

[mijo]

[mce1201]

@ all of you gays

[mce1201]

☕️

[alexander]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

grey sweatpants culture is prejudiced against growers

[turnipfritters]

i don’t understand what grey sweatpants have to do with farmers?

[hoeterra]

[theshitneyspears]

gays posting “meet my boyfriend!” pics

[arcain-au-deactivated20251221]

But… who… who’s the top? 🤔😰

[thedogsays-bjork]

This aged me 13 years

[cattgirl]

Kesha: There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around 😜 It’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free-for-all 😏

12 year old me:

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[meladoodle]

i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read