🫧Renolfgy🫧

My back hurts and I’m 21 years of age. Is this the part where I get to say I’m an adult?

[renolfgi]

Doctors, please write more neatly. I do not like having to decipher your scribbled code.

[fibro-memes]

[thekhoolhaus]

Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000

[renolfgi]

The insane FOMO I’m getting not being able to be at all three concerts is ridiculous. One day wasn’t enough

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[ace-trainer-alice]

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.

[bearie]

big fan of heart shaped things and hearts on things

[renolfgi]

I’m convinced my killer back arch comes from my monster high doll back posture that used to be my default when I was younger, my icons.

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[only-cat-memes]

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[kosmogrl]

september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[pigswithwings]

comic about driving i guess

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car