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51°C outside rn... (i think its like 123° in Fahrenheit?)

gang i feel so bad, was on the way to the hospital (got my blood test results back, i have a chest infection and apparently way too many white blood cells, idk), and there were still construction workers who had to work in intense heat. and also a bunch of animals near the hospital who have no choice but to sit outside on the hot pavements. shwoajeowkej

WTF?!! 51°C!????

definitely-not-ao3-offical

Fifty???????

everyones so shocked. whats the temperature where you live

like 25C and melting, could not survive your weather bro. im built for the freezing winters

#ooc

51°C outside rn... (i think its like 123° in Fahrenheit?)

ant131

What I’m dying in 20°C😭😭

thats so cold omg. I'm freezing in like 26° rn (at home, AC's on)

wholesome-supervillain-reblogs

26 degrees is weaksauce, get on my level loser (I wear shorts in 10C)

also you probably have a lot of white blood cells because of your chest infection, you're body's probably fighting it off

#ooc

ryland grace propaganda (go vote for him)

he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference

he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.

he's aroace

he throws up almost as much as he cries

he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him

he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space

he puts the not in astronaut

he gets sick on the elevator

he has a codependent relationship with a crab

he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans

he likes foxes

he's the cool teacher at his middle school

he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ

his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him

his glasses are repelled from his face

he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it

he has a very corny sense of humor

he likes skittles

you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace

he has hella burn scars

he has chronic pain

he canonically uses mobility aids

he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.

ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-

WRONG. you are judging by the actor's looks. judge instead by the character's swagless aura and wet cat rizz.

steve-officai

officalverse-politics-offical

Can we add on the Anarchist party of the Officialverse?

@resurrector-official

Would you like to found the anarchist party? If so, where on the political spectrum does it sit, and can you also provide a short description of its intentions?

as far left as one can go, and our intentions are to destroy hierarchy and rulers. only a symbolic leader shall exist.

demilypyro

girl she's dead what do you want them to do. hang the corpse

Perhaps I could be of assistance?

Why do my tittes have to be itchy at the most INCONVENIENT TIMES

wish I had titties to be itchy at inconvenient times

you can take mine, i just need a knife real quick. and maybe some bandages

and i shall also give you, wickedest Pukicho, mine.

hand me the scalpel, my love, and i'll grab the lighter and sewing kit

ok!!! here (hands you rusty scalpel)

What is this, dear? *resurrects my coca cola bottle, hovers a flame over it and dips it in clean water*

clean now, you deserve a healthy, safe top surgery

*ties you to the operation table with rope and puts a mouth guard between your teeth*

@sketchy-doctor-offical, assist.

do i have to be tied up

yes, unless you want the chainsaw to hit your arm

oh ok!!!

Right, I'm going in

Why do my tittes have to be itchy at the most INCONVENIENT TIMES

wish I had titties to be itchy at inconvenient times

you can take mine, i just need a knife real quick. and maybe some bandages

and i shall also give you, wickedest Pukicho, mine.

hand me the scalpel, my love, and i'll grab the lighter and sewing kit

ok!!! here (hands you rusty scalpel)

What is this, dear? *resurrects my coca cola bottle, hovers a flame over it and dips it in clean water*

clean now, you deserve a healthy, safe top surgery

*ties you to the operation table with rope and puts a mouth guard between your teeth*

@sketchy-doctor-offical, assist.

do i have to be tied up

yes, unless you want the chainsaw to hit your arm

Why do my tittes have to be itchy at the most INCONVENIENT TIMES

wish I had titties to be itchy at inconvenient times

you can take mine, i just need a knife real quick. and maybe some bandages

and i shall also give you, wickedest Pukicho, mine.

hand me the scalpel, my love, and i'll grab the lighter and sewing kit

ok!!! here (hands you rusty scalpel)

theweirdowhowantstobeamangaka

What is this, dear? *resurrects my coca cola bottle, hovers a flame over it and dips it in clean water*

clean now, you deserve a healthy, safe top surgery

*ties you to the operation table with rope and puts a mouth guard between your teeth*

@sketchy-doctor-offical, assist.

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Thanks!

Why do my tittes have to be itchy at the most INCONVENIENT TIMES

wish I had titties to be itchy at inconvenient times

you can take mine, i just need a knife real quick. and maybe some bandages

and i shall also give you, wickedest Pukicho, mine.

hand me the scalpel, my love, and i'll grab the lighter and sewing kit

grapefruit-offical

tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache

faffreux

Because I ALWAYS assign colors to my mutuals in my head and want to know if other folks do this too I have a game:

Reblog this with the color you associate with the person you reblogged this from.

ninahufflepuff

I. Need. To. Know.

catastrophiccblues

WARM YELLOW

OPEN TAGS :P

pink

Deep violet

🟠 O R A N G E 🍊

well skyan obviously

Yellow. What else?

killer. need a font

what do you mean

Comic sans

like, are you guys offering me fonts ??

helvetica

w.what

adobe johnson

huh ??

gotham

the. the city??

papyrus

HUH??

impact

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

rockwell

am i being attacked???

freight

train?? ?

terminal

-ly ill??

audiovisthewritingwhiz

impact

you already attacked me with that

nimbus sans global

HUH??????? what kinda font is thay

curlz

someone help me, im under attack

utopia

is it utopia bc "u" are in it :>>>>>

:3 nuclear bomb

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OW WAS IT THAT BAD D:

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IM SORRY, WAS MY LINE THAT BAD

[Image ID: the gif of vintage video a Black man in a tan suit jacket, a reddish tie, and a white shirt. he says 'stop it. get some help'. end ID]

im sorry😞😞

You should be, domestic life has made you weak

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Run.

killer. need a font

what do you mean

Comic sans

like, are you guys offering me fonts ??

helvetica

w.what

adobe johnson

huh ??

gotham

the. the city??

papyrus

HUH??

impact

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

rockwell

am i being attacked???

freight

train?? ?

terminal

-ly ill??

audiovisthewritingwhiz

impact

you already attacked me with that

nimbus sans global

HUH??????? what kinda font is thay

curlz

someone help me, im under attack

utopia

is it utopia bc "u" are in it :>>>>>

:3 nuclear bomb

[Image ID: a nuclear bomb going off in the water. end ID]

OW WAS IT THAT BAD D:

[Image ID: an old-timey gun going off in black and white. end ID]

IM SORRY, WAS MY LINE THAT BAD

[Image ID: the gif of vintage video a Black man in a tan suit jacket, a reddish tie, and a white shirt. he says 'stop it. get some help'. end ID]

killer. need a font

what do you mean

Comic sans

like, are you guys offering me fonts ??

helvetica

w.what

adobe johnson

huh ??

gotham

the. the city??

papyrus

HUH??

impact

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

rockwell

am i being attacked???

freight

train?? ?

terminal

-ly ill??

audiovisthewritingwhiz

impact

you already attacked me with that

nimbus sans global

HUH??????? what kinda font is thay

curlz

someone help me, im under attack

utopia

is it utopia bc "u" are in it :>>>>>

:3 nuclear bomb

[Image ID: a nuclear bomb going off in the water. end ID]

OW WAS IT THAT BAD D: