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You have all heard of mothman, now get ready for mothgirl

gays at christmas time: *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *watches the grinch and relates to no one but the grinch himself* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer*

serzhantkris

I read this because I was looking at my phone in order to awkwardly ignore a salvation army bell ringer.

landreform

r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

new trend: scurvy

buzzlightyearhugecock

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

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i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

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in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

buzzlightyearhugecock

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

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i thought hatsune miku was a real person

buzzlightyearhugecock

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did”

i answered “good”

clubpenguinkiller

catchymemes

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

chrisketmorocco

Yearbook photos. Tried my best to hide his address… I’m from the same town as him.

thegingerpowers

Let’s hope we all see clearly in 2020!

#love marriage penis #ah

stuffman

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

pervocracy

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

saltoftheao3

Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory

thewriterandthestoryteller

The Two Cake Theory

fhtagn-and-tentacles

GREAT OLD ONES AND OUTER GODS

by Jason Engle

#hot #I mean that's how I feel on this gorgeous art #save tag #save

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IS HE DEAD MOMMY IS HE RIGOR MORTIS DID YA KILL THE MAN WILL THEY HAVE TO BURY THE MAN MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY WILL THEY MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY

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theremina

“Stress” by Yoan Capote

2004

Concrete and bronze

250 x 60 x 60 cms

Edition : -

Collection : Karen and Robert Duncan- Lincoln, Nebraska, USA

This piece was inspired by the artist’s personal experience of grinding his teeth as a result of stress; but the work is also a monument to the collective experience of contemporary urban life. The artist went to a clinic in Havana and took the molds of teeth of several anonymous people; he reproduced those teeth in bronze and conjoined the molds in a linear fashion. The bronze teeth bear the weight of each 500 pound concrete block. The sculpture symbolically uses the notion of gravity, material and its weight to create the sculpture and the idea of burden; it also examines the meaning of teeth as an important part of the body used to establish identification or the identity of a person.

caressthosecheekbones

otherwindow

An absolutely CRITICAL part of mermaid social etiquette is to ALWAYS swim around head height with other mermaids. This prevents both mermaids from harming each other via their tails, fins, and other appendages.

This etiquette is also intended to symbolize equality – regardless of whether you’re a coastal mermaid, a small freshwater mermaid, or a 50ft tall deep sea mermaid, everybody is deserving of equal stature.