avocado at law.

Serzhant Kris // Kirsten Renea. 30 F. 18+. I write sins and tragedies. Masterlist

[serzhantkris]

Masterlist

Bucky Barnes

Other Characters

Series’

All That Glitters Masterlist (Lance Tucker x Reader)

Hands All Over (Matt Murdock x Reader) 

Rebel Yell (Billy Hargrove x Reader)

Haunted (Damon Salvatore x Reader)

Dance with the Devil (Matt Murdock x Reader)

One Shots

Iron Icarus (Tony Stark x Reader) (angst)

Blue (Adult Jughead Jones x Reader) (fluff? angst??)

*Second Best (Loki x Reader)

*Frozen Heart (Loki x Elsa)

Drabbles

>One (Tony Stark x Reader)

*starred works published on another blog

[six-improbable-things]

I know that usually using real-world customs in fantasy settings is kind of a lazy shortcut most of the time, but I’m currently thinking about the implications of diamond wedding / engagement rings in a D&D-based setting.

I mean, think about it. You vow to be together “‘til death does us part” and then you give them a way to escape death. You’re literally saying “even death could not keep me from you” or “I will never let you go”.

And of course the more expensive the ring, the more secure the promise. Splurging on a ring isn’t just vanity. It’s literally life insurance. (Or should I say life assurance.)

And even if you can’t afford a 300gp ring, diamonds are still the best choice for a stone. That “cheap” 100gp stone? Crush that up and you have a free casting of Greater Restoration. (If a larger diamond is life insurance/assurance, this is health insurance/assurance.)

Assuming that (as per my typical worldbuilding) a simple Lesser Restoration isn’t enough to cure more serious diseases, and given the common practice of making the client pay for the materials, a set-aside diamond could be the difference between life and death for someone who doesn’t have access to that kind of money.

Idk, I just think it’s a neat side-effect of gems as spell components that would be fun to play around with. The wealthy using veritable bouquets of mid-tier diamonds to ensure their partners will never die. Or a scandalous murder reveals that the victim’s wedding diamond was a fake. Did their spouse do that intentionally, and if so, does that mean they’re the murderer?

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

Verso Dessendre

My PS5 photo edited shot.

[wistful-willows]

☆Real Verso

link-nexus real verso mod by lungblossom here♡

[serzhantkris]

Just a gorl, bored, in a cubicle with her Owlbear, Displacer Beast, and several Matt Murdocks.

[wistful-willows]

☆Real Verso

photo set 1-2

[link]The ooc verso mod by lungblossom!♡

[renegon]

"I'm sorry." Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)

[astrariums-archived]

[horkbajir99]

Ok I am obsessed with him in this scene. He’s so fucking mad and I am HERE for it

[stilldesire]

Ian Somerhalder

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[theautomattic]

Something about Matt Murdock being big, strong, and muscular while also being a very gentle, touch-starved soft man 🤤

[serzhantkris]

Went to a Con yesterday and got some more DD minis to go with my red DD and lawyer Matt, why yes I did get duplicates so I could put some in my cubicle at work (and the Funko of Matt holding his helmet to go with my other Born Again one)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

[foulserpent]

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

[mother-fricking-sorcerer]

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It really is!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sapphira-mydnyte]

Even the littlest blessing matters. 💚

[reihea]

matt + shirtless 03/??

DAREDEVIL 1.08 SHADOWS IN THE GLASS